PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[ihateyouetc]

OK, NOW THAT I'VE TURNED AWAY FROM WHATEVER BATSHIT FUCKED UP TRAINWRECKS THE TRACKS OF CONVERSATION ABOVE WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO FURTHER UP IN THIS MEMO, I CAN ANSWER THIS.
TROLLS DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU CALL "PARENTS" BUT WE DO HAVE LUSII.
EVERY TROLL HAS ONE LUSUS THAT ACTS LIKE THEIR GUARDIAN.
THERE ARE A LOT OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF THEM. YOU GUYS WOULD CALL THEM HORRIBLE MONSTERS BECAUSE THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT THEY ARE.
MINE TRIED TO EAT OTHER TROLLS SOMETIMES.
ANYWAY, LUSII CHOOSE TROLLS TO "ADOPT" BASED ON THEIR BLOOD COLOR WHEN WE'RE YOUNG.
LIKE HUMAN BABIES? WHEN WE'RE THAT LITTLE WE'RE CALLED GRUBS OR WIGGLERS.
FOR EVERY DIFFERENT BLOOD COLOR A TROLL HAS, THERE'S A CORRESPONDING LUSUS WHO WILL FIND IT AND TAKE CARE OF IT.
UNLESS THE TROLL HAS DEFECTIVE MUTANT BLOOD, IN WHICH CASE HE'S FUCKING LUCKY IF A LUSUS WOULD FIND HIM AND TAKE CARE OF HIM BECAUSE THAT'S BASICALLY UNPRECEDENTED.
HUMANS TEND TO HAVE OTHER ADULT HUMANS TAKE CARE OF THEM, WHO THEY CALL "PARENTS" WHO ARE ACTUALLY GENETICALLY RELATED TO THEM.
DESPITE THE CORRESPONDENCE WITH BLOOD COLOR, NO TROLL IS ACTUALLY "RELATED" TO THEIR LUSUS.
BUT ON TO THE MORE IMPORTANT THING.