PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[ IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE PRIVATE. ]

[ihateyouetc]

OK, NOW I'LL ADDRESS THE REST OF THIS SHIT.
GIVEN ALL OF WHAT I JUST READ HERE, I CAN SAFELY SAY YOU KNOW JACK SHIT.
WE AREN'T FUCKING FRIENDS.
THIS "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" BOOK IS BULLSHIT. THE FACTS AREN'T EVEN RIGHT.
I WOULDN'T YELL FOR 20 CONSECUTIVE MINUTES. I WOULDN'T TRY TO CHEW HIS CAPE OFF EITHER.
I MIGHT JUST PUNCTURE IT A LITTLE BUT OVERALL IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF TIME TO ACTUALLY CHEW THROUGH IT.
THE REASON IS WHATEVER YOUR GOD TIER FRIPPERY IS MADE FROM, IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO RUIN.