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[sagittarium]

Jackson, I'm bringing the baby to you, and no, you're not going to give me some excuse about how you can't take care of it because you need to go do something that involves not taking care of her.

You're not pawning this assignment off on me. Be a good dad to your fake baby.

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[duckface]

You're partners with Jackson?

[sagittarium]

If I could switch with you, I would.

[duckface]

Who said I'd rather be with him?

[sagittarium]

You know him better than most?

[duckface]

Yeah. And?

[sagittarium]

Nevermind.

[cocaptained]

No, thanks, she'd probably use it as a make-up practice doll or something.

[sagittarium]

I'm sure Lydia can take care of a fake baby. She's pretty capable of anything.

[cocaptained]

Just because she can do it doesn't mean she will.

[duckface]

Pretty sure it does.

[cocaptained]

Oh, so YOU are waking up to take care of this thing?

[duckface]

Actually it's not half as annoying as listening to your moping.

[cocaptained]

I guess you'd know about annoying.

[duckface]

I had a good teacher.

[cocaptained]

Whatever.

[cocaptained]

I still think you won't make it a week before "accidentally" breaking it.

[cocaptained]

No way. I didn't sign up for that class, and there's NO CHANCE I'm taking that thing.

[sagittarium]

You're my partner, it's not my fault you don't show up for class.

You're taking this baby.

[cocaptained]

I don't even know what we're supposed to do!

[sagittarium]

We have to treat it like our own kid. Which means getting up in the middle of the night when it cries and things like that.

Which I've been doing since Wednesday. It's your turn.

[cocaptained]

What? No, I'm already sleeping bad as it is. Can't we just take the batteries out or something?

[sagittarium]

I'm not taking a no for an answer, Jackson. I'm bringing her over and you're taking care of our assignment.

Also, start thinking of a name.

[cocaptained]

We have to name it, too? Who even cares this much?

[sagittarium]

It's part of our assignment. You do want a good grade on this, right?

[dontmccallmyname]

I'd offer to help but I'm partners with a twelve year old?

[badnewsboy]

I'm an Asgardian God.

And I'm a freshman.

[dontmccallmyname]

Are you seriously?

[dontmccallmyname]

A freshman, I mean.

[badnewsboy]

Is that truly the more unbelievable of the two?

[dontmccallmyname]

Uh. No. But the God thing seems more complicated, so I figured we could deal with it later.

[badnewsboy]

Somewhat, but not much. It seems that being a freshman also quite complicated.

[dontmccallmyname]

Yeah, I remember it kind of sucking.

[badnewsboy]

I believe I'm charming enough to handle it.

[sagittarium]

Thanks. Maybe we can get together and compare notes.

who even knows if she remembers the awkward college insomniac from her party

[detectivewonder]

If you're stuck with a deadbeat dad, I could volunteer some extra time.

she remembers!

[sagittarium]

Thanks for the offer. I think I'm going to try and convince him otherwise.

[detectivewonder]

Good luck!

[perseverant]

Everyone really got stuck with those things.

[sagittarium]

Yep. Guess it's part of some community high school thing.