❤ oo5

[flightybro]

The baby wouldn't stop crying so I disassembled it to check if it was malfunctioning.
Pretty sure I did everything I needed to do to keep it satisfied.
Looks like there wasn't a real problem, which makes this whole thing seem even more like a sham. I'll be putting it back together soon but I don't see why it can't wait an hour or two.
We'll call it robo-nap time. A human baby wouldn't have been able to cry that much anyways.
There's really no fuckin' point in this class.
Anyways, Haruhi.
I have the baby if you want to pick it up.
Hopefully it's learned its lesson on keeping quiet when it should.
You can name it too. It's a girl.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

u shuold rebuild it
beter
stronger
cuter

[flightybro]

I'm not interested in tampering with school property, even if the effects of the change would probably be better for it.
The teachers wouldn't appreciate it.

[fuckincakewake]

bluhhhhhhhh
wahtever
can u put mine on mute

[flightybro]

I could but I don't think that's going to help your grade, Rox.
Who's your partner?

[fuckincakewake]

tehy still do that grading shit
lame
soem chesty broad named ukraine
shes really into it

[flightybro]

Then I guess it's not really a problem for you. Hopefully they don't realize I took it mines apart.
Maybe I can cheat the system and implement some sort of A+ code.
This lesson is more about robots than about babies anyways.

[fuckincakewake]

yah mayeb u voided the warrenty
tahed suck

[callbacks]

dude

[flightybro]

What?

[callbacks]

just wondering how i survived infancy

[fuckincakewake]

otehr dirk just couldnt hold an anrique lughting unit to tihs one i guess

[callbacks]

i dunno
my bro was pretty awesome
did i tell you about the time he sliced a giant meteor in half with a sword

[fuckincakewake]

acoupel million times
abd i told u about ohter you
rising into the sky pn his sick skateboard
i leik outr dirk vettre tho
he could totalky do thst and the meteor thing

[callbacks]

yeah theyre both alright
not like i ever thought they wouldnt be

[flightybro]

I'm not sure about the meteor thing.

[flightybro]

You weren't a robot.

[ but he highly doubts his alt self knew what he was doing. ]

[callbacks]

man
why the hell not
cyborg baby me is clearly the best possible version of me

[flightybro]

I'm not sure if I agree, I like you just the way you are.

[callbacks]

[callbacks]

well duh i mean whats not to like i am pretty much raking in a pluses in every category of likability

[maiditoutalive]

thank you
finally someone has a sensible reasonably realistic opinion on these things and how they work

[flightybro]

I'll take a shot in the dark and assume things aren't going all that great on your head either.
I would offer you my services and mute the kid but Roxy brought up a good point.
Wouldn't want you to fail because of this.

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know that i would care
what happens if you fail human school?

[flightybro]

You get pulled back a year and your future career basically goes down the drain.
Honestly, it all sums up to who the fuck knows.
Guess taking this stuff too serious when you're trapped on a god forsaken island isn't exactly a top priority.

[maiditoutalive]

well logically i am not sure how much of a career i would have here anyway
since i cant even be sure that i would be here long enough to have a career
and while i am sure some of this would be useful to somebody else but i dont find most of it useful to anything i would be interested in pursuing
it seems like an excuse to keep us occupied and waste time