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[flightybro]

The baby wouldn't stop crying so I disassembled it to check if it was malfunctioning.
Pretty sure I did everything I needed to do to keep it satisfied.
Looks like there wasn't a real problem, which makes this whole thing seem even more like a sham. I'll be putting it back together soon but I don't see why it can't wait an hour or two.
We'll call it robo-nap time. A human baby wouldn't have been able to cry that much anyways.
There's really no fuckin' point in this class.
Anyways, Haruhi.
I have the baby if you want to pick it up.
Hopefully it's learned its lesson on keeping quiet when it should.
You can name it too. It's a girl.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

yeah
he neds an irish coffe
get two
tehy know how to make it

[callbacks]

i dont know if im legally allowed to order that

[fuckincakewake]

say its for ur mom
dont be a cta
*cat

[callbacks]

whats wrong with cats
im down with frigspers taste in formalwear

[fuckincakewake]

pssst
its slang

[callbacks]

slang from when
the 1920s jazz scene?

[fuckincakewake]

lol
nope

[callbacks]

im only up to the 2009 edition of urban dictionary

[fuckincakewake]

yah
pretty sure pussy sint future slang
right???

[callbacks]

pussycat
right
i forgot that was a thing at one point in time

[fuckincakewake]

of teh whats new fame
lol

[callbacks]

you probably have the stuff to make what you want anyway so ill just bring the coffee ok
customization doesnt get better than that

[fuckincakewake]

teh age old debate ebtween custtomizationa dn vocneienvce
*conevenience
i djpy warn u ivve been drinkgin alrsyedy

[callbacks]

wouldnt have guessed
give me fifteen minutes i think the coffee lines gotten longer since the start of this assignment

[fuckincakewake]

ill trus an keep dirk from cryign but no promsies

[callbacks]

preen his hair a little
hell be ok

[fuckincakewake]

hea prob jsut spaxzing cause he doesnt wannab repeat a year of school agasin
i sont mind
*dont
tehn wed be w u guys

[callbacks]

well what if me and rose skipped a grade
or we all dropped out how about that
dont worry id support you i can go full time at the pizza place

[fuckincakewake]

oooh
u gonana be mu sugar daddy

[callbacks]

huh
you know
these freudian jabs are starting to not even bother me anymore
rose is gonna be so sad

[fuckincakewake]

u dont wanan be using old jokes

[callbacks]

dont stay back a year for us though
i think upperclassmen get discounts on like prom tickets and stuff
also bro would probably flip out and kill something

[fuckincakewake]

lol secondarry thought
mass murder