[Oh what even is this]

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I'll be chaperoning at this bloody dance, then?

[Oh, Arthur, stop it, you love dances and parties, don't even lie.]

Well, as they say, keep calm and carry on. Sodding hell.

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[rule_britannia]

How long have you known me, lad, and you're asking me if I can dance. Of course I can blood dance, what do you take me for?

Ah, of course. That's a pity.

[amberwaves]

Well yeah but I mean, I doubt teenagers are going to be waltzing. or moshing, or whatever you used to do with the punk thing.

Not really because I'd probably have to bust them for like underage drinking if I was there anyways.

[rule_britannia]

Well, now you'll never know, will you.

You're assuming there's going to be underage drinking? [Pause.] You have a point, there. But I don't intend to stand aside and let it happen, either.

[amberwaves]

If you end up busting out your moves, I'm sure someone will catch it and put it on youtube, haha!

I mean isn't that what goes on at high school dances?

[rule_britannia]

Do they even have Youtube here? And besides, that kind of thing has happened before and it's not nearly as embarrassing as people seem to think.

Think about what you just said and answer me this - how long do you think it's been since I attended a school dance?

[amberwaves]

I don't know, actually. It'd probably just get posted to the network.

Haha, good point, but don't you watch movies? Kids are always getting up to those kinds of shenanigans in movies, someone always smuggles a flask in the pocket of their coat and spikes the punch.

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I know where I'll be loitering, in that case.

I'd rather not have a bunch of drunk kids to deal with.