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[chronosexual]

Well, well. It's been a while since anything truly disasterous has happened to our fair town. Might we have gotten a reprieve at last? One can only hope.

Thank you to everyone who sent Ianto well-wishes while he and New Brew were out of commission. It means a lot to the both of us. But things seem to be more or less back to normal around here, so let's enjoy the peace while we've got it.

Private to Aisling
Want to help me with my greenhouse? I could really use your touch. Mostly because there's nothing in it. Would you mind helping me fix that?

Private to Tim
How are we feeling? We should talk.

Private to Gwen
So. Do you have a new boyfriend or what? Come on, I'm dying over here!

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[chronosexual]

Captain Jack Harkness. I don't believe I've had the pleasure. Have you only just arrived?

[morethanasidekick]

So basically living here is a constant state of dime-sized - MANHOLE! At least that's nothing new.

[Best you don't think too hard on what she means by that.]

Kenzi. Just the one name but it's okay cause you make up for it by having three, dontcha Cap! And yes. I am the latest and greatest to arrive on Fantasy Island.

Gotta say though. For all the doomsday warnings I've been getting I'm not seeing a whole lot to hate. This is the first kidnapping I've experienced that came with it's own Homecoming dance.

[chronosexual]

Even prisons have a yard, don't they?

I just want to understand this place. I'm not looking to leave any time soon, even if it would be nice to be back somewhere more familiar. It isn't too bad, but it would be nice not to have to fear something strange and inexplicable happening on the island's whim.

[morethanasidekick]

Wouldn't know. If there's one achievement in life that I am proud of it's that the charges have never stuck.

Hey I could probably get to like it here if they'd kidnap a few of my friends as well. Still. Island holiday? I mean cray-cray happens back home on an almost daily basis. I actually seem to be better off here.

[chronosexual]

Then enjoy it. Just keep your head about you if you notice anything strange. Chances are that it's an event, but it could just as easily be one of our fictional kin.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh honey. Strange and me go way back. I got this place sorted. Besides, what's a little dressing up like a pirate between friends?!

[chronosexual]

Oh good. You should be right at home then. Also, the pirate thing was a couple months ago. Too bad you missed it. You'd have looked lovely in a Captain's coat.

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[morethanasidekick]

I know right! If anyone could make Pirate sexy, you're looking at her. Besides. I always wanted an excuse to wear an eye patch.

[Oh as if Kenzi ever needed an excuse for something like that.]

I say, bring on the shenanigans. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get bored in no time without them.

[morethanasidekick]

So. Jack. Any pointers? You've been a kidnappee longer than I have and generally I trust a man with an impeccable sense of dress.

[chronosexual]

You've got good taste.

In any case, the best I think I can advise is that you make some friends and keep them close. Also, keep notes on your day to day. Things can change really quickly around here, and you may need them to remind you how things really are.

[morethanasidekick]

I know!

Yeah see, that sounds an awful lot like... effort. So I was thinking. From one very well dressed person to another. When shenanigans strike, you can drop me a line and I'll be all set!