seven ( audio )

[stilestilinski]

So Nico, when did you want me to pick you up? Gotta be sure to get there early so we can get good seats for the Homecoming King and Queen ceremony. [ Does he sound incredibly amused? Oh yes. ]

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[reanimated]

That's really his name?

[notvictorious]

I don't know, it's just what she said!

[reanimated]

Well there's no accounting for taste I suppose.

[sunflowersister]

Now don't you be rude, Stiles is a lovely young man!

[reanimated]

Don't be rude! You're joking right? Have we met?

[sunflowersister]

Of course I'm not joking dear, making fun of people is inappropriate!

[reanimated]

This is classic. Look if there ever comes a day when I'm concerned with being appropriate, everyone has permission to kill me on the spot.

[notvictorious]

I'm preemptively apologizing for anything Nathan says to you cause I'm kinda in the middle of something but you deserve an apology for when it happens.

[sunflowersister]

Well goodness, that's very thoughtful of you to be looking after your friend like that.

[notvictorious]

I'm just used to how he operates by this point.

[stilestilinski]

It's better than the alternative, believe me.

[reanimated]

I'll be the judge of that. What's the alternative?

[stilestilinski]

You're gonna have to take my word for it, buddy.

[reanimated]

Francine?

[ofone]

I can still turn you into a toad.

[reanimated]

Am I still immortal when I'm a toad? Real questions that need real answers, Nico.

[ofone]

I can probably also take that away too.

[reanimated]

Alright don't even joke about that. You can't take powers away from folks, that's incredibly fucked up!

[notvictorious]

You'd waste that on Nathan? C'mon.

[notvictorious]

You're gonna make her do this and then I'm going to have to step on you for science and I can't kill you again, okay? So let's not and say we did.

[reanimated]

I'm not trying to get turned into a toad! Christ.

[stilestilinski]

Haha...!

[stilestilinski]

Wait what.

[ofone]

Oh. Uh. I'm kind of a witch.

[reanimated]

Surprise!