IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING SHORTLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHEN IT DID.

[ihateyouetc]

HA HA HA!
OH MAN, LOOK AT THESE SPACES BETWEEN EVERY "HA" PRECISELY PUNCTUATING THE IMPRUDENT INDIVIDUALITY INTENDED BEHIND EACH OF THE TWO LETTER EXPRESSIONS COMPOSING THE MIRTHFUL ONOMATOPOEIA I JUST WROTE.
EXCEPT THE "HA" ENDING IN A SHOUT POLE.
THAT ONE TYPICALLY DENOTES "YELLING" OR IT CAN BE AN EXCLAMATION OF "EXCITEMENT" AND "MERRIMENT."
WHICH ISN'T ACTUALLY WHAT I'M DOING AT THE MOMENT.
I'M SAYING HA HA, VERY FUCKING FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT CONVEYS "HA HA, FUCK YOU."
WHO RIGGED THIS.
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU.
I'M NOT "ACCEPTING" SHIT AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A GATHERING WHERE HUMANS USUALLY EXHIBIT A DISTINCT LACK OF TALENT IN THE ART OF "DANCING" WHILE AWKWARDLY FUMBLING AROUND EACH OTHER WITH WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTENT OF EVOLVING ENOUGH NERVE TO PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I ACTUALLY AGREED TO GO.

Comments

[roseate]

I dunno.
HIC.
There could be a lovt of daves.

[dontmccallmyname]

I only know the one.

[roseate]

No there are two its terr ible.
Sometimest heres more they multipy.
Like rabbits.
Rabits who can time travel.
God so many Daves my head hrurts.

[dontmccallmyname]

That...does sound like a problem.

[dontmccallmyname]

Time travel, though?

[roseate]

Oh god.
Okay here si the skinny ver sion.
Blah blah god teer blah blah all you need to know is,
Shenangicans.
*Shenanigans.
And magic.

[dontmccallmyname]

Oh. Yeah, totally.

[No, but. Totally.]

Always shenanigans.

[roseate]

Rihgt??
An magic.
*And
Dont get me wrong ma gic is cool and all but,
There's a lmit to how c ool one thing can get.

[dontmccallmyname]

Oh, I actually don't know a whole bunch about magic so I'm still kind of impressed!

[roseate]

I do like magic.
Wizrds.

[dontmccallmyname]

Yes. Wizards are sweet.

[roseate]

They are,
SO sweet.
Gdo.
*God.
Srry I'm drunknly talking about wizards.
oH my god.
I've becme my mother.

[dontmccallmyname]

Uh. You gonna be okay?

[roseate]

Yes.
:(

[callbacks]

i already said i only voted once
what kind of unpatriotic hater of democracy do you take me for

[roseate]

Thta's true.
Yuo do have a crush on Barack.