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[dontmccallmyname]

I have no idea where the other half of my crown went so, uh, if you see it maybe let me know? I kind of wanted to keep it.

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[badnewsboy]

Hair?

[cocaptained]

His hair temperament? That makes no sense.

[badnewsboy]

It's a styling term.

[cocaptained]

Huh.

Yeah, I guess that's something good, if you like hair like that.

[badnewsboy]

You should add it to your vocabulary. It will make you sound very distinguished.

[cocaptained]

Really?

Either way, who are you?

[badnewsboy]

Master of words, Loki Laufeyson of Asgardia, an acquaintance of Scott's.

[cocaptained]

You look kinda young to be a master of anything.

I'm Jackson. I know McCall, too.

[badnewsboy]

I am skilled at many things, words are merely one of them. People call me a Walking Dictionary, though I'm unsure of how a Dictionary may grow legs and walk. Perhaps flying would be more appropriate.

[cocaptained]

How does a flying dictionary make more sense? Can you fly?

[badnewsboy]

That was merely an allusion.

And no, I cannot, but my brother can.

[cocaptained]

Is he a pilot? That's cool.

[badnewsboy]

He's a god. You have, by chance, heard of the mighty Thor, have you? The legends tie to the reality.

[cocaptained]

A god? Yeah right, buddy. I think you've been reading too much Lord of the Rings, or whatever.

[badnewsboy]

This place has collected an interesting group of people.

[cocaptained]

Look, I've seen some weird shit lately, but you're gonna have to do something better if you want me to believe your brother is a god.

[badnewsboy]

Ah, you get me wrong, I don't care. The truth is the truth whether or not you choose to believe it. Everything in time.