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[dontmccallmyname]

I have no idea where the other half of my crown went so, uh, if you see it maybe let me know? I kind of wanted to keep it.

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[badnewsboy]

It could be turned into a movie, perhaps one that is, as they say "direct to television." I've heard that because the movie goes directly to the TV that it's of better quality.

[dontmccallmyname]

I thought it was the opposite...

[dontmccallmyname]

But. I did hear someone say Fast Five should have been a direct to TV movie, and that was really good, so maybe it makes sense.

[badnewsboy]

Fast Five? Is this something I should be partaking of in my pursuit of Midgardian film?

[dontmccallmyname]

Uh. Yes. Have you watched any of the Fast and Furious movies?? Vin Diesel and the Rock are in the last one.

[badnewsboy]

I confess that I've not heard of the Rock nor this Diesel that bears the name Vin.

Tell me, is this a precious stone, a gem? Or is it merely a magnificent rock made out to be something extraordinary?

[dontmccallmyname]

The Rock is an actor and he used to be a wrestler. He's awesome.

[badnewsboy]

Wrestling is a game I know, but the Rock? Is he made of stone?

[badnewsboy]

[badnewsboy]

I believe I've found him.

[dontmccallmyname]

Nah, he's a regular dude, so more like:



He's on the right!

[badnewsboy]

I'm unsure if I should be disappointed or not.

Are you sure there's no part of him made of stone?

[dontmccallmyname]

I don't know, I guess there could be. You'd think people would know, though, right??

[badnewsboy]

Perhaps it's a well-kept secret.

[dontmccallmyname]

I guess I wouldn't want just anyone knowing parts of me are made of stone.

[badnewsboy]

Are there parts of you made of something else? Perhaps another well-kept secret?

[dontmccallmyname]

No uh all human. Human parts.

[badnewsboy]

In a world made of flesh, that could mean many things.

[dontmccallmyname]

I mean it the regular way.

[badnewsboy]

Imagining you with parts of stone is very disturbing, I confess.

[dontmccallmyname]

Can you imagine how heavy I'd be??

[badnewsboy]

Scott of New Moore, stone foot.

[dontmccallmyname]

I bet lacrosse would be way more difficult.

[badnewsboy]

People will be afraid of you. They'll run, the goal will easily be cleared.