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[dontmccallmyname]

I have no idea where the other half of my crown went so, uh, if you see it maybe let me know? I kind of wanted to keep it.

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[dontmccallmyname]

I don't—I mean, she saw my tuxedo, right?

[notjohnsmith]

A tuxedo doesn't go with a crown.

[dontmccallmyname]

...doesn't it?

Man. I hope I get to wear a shirt, at least.

[notjohnsmith]

If it comes to that, I'll be sure to lobby on your behalf.

terrible backtagger 2: electric bogaloo

[dontmccallmyname]

Thanks, man. That's one person on my side, at least!

haha still fine by me

[notjohnsmith]

I admire your optimism.

famous last words

[dontmccallmyname]

Seriously, I doubt it'll be that bad.

importing CR from ooc threads as promised

[notjohnsmith]

Even though at this point it's pointless to deny my fondness for the SOS Brigade, my typical advice to new members has always been "run while you can."

However, in your case, it's far too late for that advice to do any good.

I can say that if you and Stiles were to show up to a meeting in lacrosse uniforms, it might earn a day's respite from other costumes -- however, the risk of Haruhi developing an interest in the sport might be too severe.

yes excellent

[dontmccallmyname]

Yeah, but then who'd wear the costumes if we didn't show up?

...

[notjohnsmith]

... You're genuinely concerned about that?

[dontmccallmyname]

...it was mostly a joke, but now I'm thinking about it. I mean, I think Allison could fight her off, probably.

[notjohnsmith]

Anyone whose measurements she already has is likely to be targeted first.

In this case, that's most likely to mean Kate and myself.

[dontmccallmyname]

So we're kind of saving your ass, huh.

[notjohnsmith]

Ah....

[notjohnsmith]

Yes.

[dontmccallmyname]

...wait, would she actually get interested? Because we could use more people on the team.

[notjohnsmith]

When she started high school, she joined every athletic club in the school.

Unfortunately for the teams in question, her interest never lasted.

But if lacrosse is a sport based on chasing and tackling, I think it's safe to assume that she would excel at it.

[dontmccallmyname]

Yeah, she'd be amazing!

I still have nightmares about the time she brought that bear outfit.

[notjohnsmith]

She was definitely more than capable of playing the role of a bear herself.

[dontmccallmyname]

This is a great idea.

[notjohnsmith]

Ah... if you're going to go ahead with this... it might be best to wait for the 'opportune moment.'

[dontmccallmyname]

Well, yeah, if the opportune moment is as soon as possible?

[notjohnsmith]

Since her interest is likely to be brief and intense, I'd wait until there's a big game coming up.

Regardless, it's your decision.