ATTENTION, Lacrosse tryouts!!!

[cocaptained]

Alright, I've had all I could take of being here, but if we have to stand staying in this place the least we can do is get the lacrosse team going again. Danny, McCall, you guys are already in. Oh, Stilinski, too.

For the rest of you, we'll have tryouts. Ask any questions you have here, we'll try to help.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

I'll bring the popcorn.

[cocaptained]

So what, you're joining the cheerleading team instead?

[badnewsboy]

As long as there's popcorn involved.

[stilestilinski]

I'm impressed you lasted this long without lacrosse.

[cocaptained]

You could try out. You don't look very strong, but you might be fast, and we could always use backups.

[cocaptained]

I'm not surprised you did.

[badnewsboy]

I'm a master of illusion—ah! Actually! I am much better at strategy.

[cocaptained]

Strategy? Like a coach?

[badnewsboy]

Or the one advising the coach.

[cocaptained]

Have you ever even played lacrosse? Or anything close to that?

[badnewsboy]

I've played gladiator death ball! Is that similar?

[cocaptained]

Are there goals? A ball?

[badnewsboy]

Yes, except most die.

[cocaptained]

...

[badnewsboy]

I was very good at it.

[cocaptained]

Right, whatever, I guess you can help with the strategy, and act as a backup.

[ontheropes]

Doesn't anybody play baseball anymore?

[cocaptained]

Baseball? Are you serious?

[ontheropes]

Baseball not that popular up in Canada, huh?

[originalavenger]

[ What the hell is a lacrosse? ] Doesn't anyone play baseball anymore?

[cocaptained]

I... guess? I thought they liked hockey more.

[ontheropes]

Shouldn't you know, being Canadian?

[cocaptained]

Really? How many of you guys are there?

[originalavenger]

Don't knock baseball, son.

[cocaptained]

I'm American. What the hell would make you think I'm Canadian?