ATTENTION, Lacrosse tryouts!!!

[cocaptained]

Alright, I've had all I could take of being here, but if we have to stand staying in this place the least we can do is get the lacrosse team going again. Danny, McCall, you guys are already in. Oh, Stilinski, too.

For the rest of you, we'll have tryouts. Ask any questions you have here, we'll try to help.

Comments

[cocaptained]

So what, you're joining the cheerleading team instead?

[badnewsboy]

As long as there's popcorn involved.

[cocaptained]

You could try out. You don't look very strong, but you might be fast, and we could always use backups.

[badnewsboy]

I'm a master of illusion—ah! Actually! I am much better at strategy.

[cocaptained]

Strategy? Like a coach?

[badnewsboy]

Or the one advising the coach.

[cocaptained]

Have you ever even played lacrosse? Or anything close to that?

[badnewsboy]

I've played gladiator death ball! Is that similar?

[cocaptained]

Are there goals? A ball?

[badnewsboy]

Yes, except most die.

[cocaptained]

...

[badnewsboy]

I was very good at it.

[cocaptained]

Right, whatever, I guess you can help with the strategy, and act as a backup.

[badnewsboy]

I guess I could do that.

[cocaptained]

Good. And if we're short on people, you can play, too.

[dontmccallmyname]

You're on the team! Kind of.

[badnewsboy]

Easier than I had first anticipated. It's not gladiator death ball, but it'll do.

[dontmccallmyname]

Gladiator death ball sounds way more unsafe than lacrosse, though.

[badnewsboy]

Aye, I've stepped up in the world.