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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

nah
wahts a tapper

[doublestripe]

It's a bar game.

[fuckincakewake]

omgggg
i wuold be SO good at the game
whats ur name kid

[doublestripe]

I bet!
Vanellope. What's yours?

[fuckincakewake]

vanello
okay
im roxy lalonde
whys all ur shit made of candy btw

[doublestripe]

Vanellope von Schweetz.

'Cause I'm so sweet. Haha. Everything where I'm from is candy.

[fuckincakewake]

taht sounds delicious
everytihng where im from is either underwater or on fire
unafrotunatel neither at the same time
that would fix some shit

[doublestripe]

At the same time wouldn't make sense. Fire can't be underwater.

[fuckincakewake]

yah so then it wouldnt be on fire anymore
problem solved

[doublestripe]

But fire is such a hot commodity.

[fuckincakewake]

ba dum chish
ur pretty funny for a bb

[doublestripe]

Thanks! You're pretty funny too.