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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[dreamingoflove]

Yes, hello! I'm here.

[doublestripe]

We have contact!
To whom am I speaking?

[dreamingoflove]

My name is Giselle! And yours is Vanellope?

[fuckincakewake]

woah gamergurl chillax
ur gonan break it!!

[doublestripe]

It's fine. I fixed it.
I like your pink text.

[fuckincakewake]

oh it loosk better i guess
i leik ur
uh
licorice hair clip
or is taht a twist tie thingn

[maiditoutalive]

hello
what do you want a snake for?

[doublestripe]

Snake stuff. Got some slithering to do.

[maiditoutalive]

that doesnt sound very exciting
as opposed to say trying to set up an intricate trap in a temple where trespassers fall into a pit of poisonous snakes if they take one wrong step
or snake charming
or if youre really adventurous trying to wear one around your neck

[sunflowersister]

Goodness. I'm glad you got your phone working, dear.

[doublestripe]

Yeah me too! I would've got angry if the battery died. I wouldn't have a good outlet for it.

[sunflowersister]

Oh, well that you don't have to worry about. Didn't yours come with a charger?

[hawkingbird]

Barrel roll?

[doublestripe]

Yeah! It's when you-- [ ready? this is video for you.

sits. tucks in her knees. leaaans forward and TUMBLE TUMBLE TUMBLE ] ROLL AROUND LIKE A BARREL...

[hawkingbird]

[ well aren't YOU tiny and adorable!! ]

Why would you want Star Command to do a barrel roll? Or were you telling your phone to do a barrel roll?

[trytryagain]

Do you need help?

[doublestripe]

Yeah! What game is this? Nobody's letting me in on it.

[trytryagain]

None of us know. We were taken from our own... games.

Like Kingdom Hearts.

[Audio]

[coimiceoir]

[The audio clicks on to an Irish girl-child laughing - can't be much older than Vanellope. Maybe a year or two?]

Just hitting it doesn't work. Tried that already. Captain showed me how they worked.

[audio]

[doublestripe]

I don't know. Woooorked for me~

[terribubble]

I don't t)(ink a snake is going to answer you.
Just saying! 38P

[doublestripe]

What happened to your H?

[mirthy]

sWeEt MoThErFuCkInG sOpOr

[mirthy]

yOu LoOk DeLiCiOuS! :o)

[doublestripe]

You look like someone threw-up on a clown.