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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

that doesnt sound very exciting
as opposed to say trying to set up an intricate trap in a temple where trespassers fall into a pit of poisonous snakes if they take one wrong step
or snake charming
or if youre really adventurous trying to wear one around your neck

[doublestripe]

Or all the the above!

[maiditoutalive]

youre going to need a lot of snakes for that

[doublestripe]

Hundreds and hundreds of snakes! I'll be the snake king!

[maiditoutalive]

and then will you take over the world with your snake army?

[doublestripe]

YES!

[maiditoutalive]

well i for one will welcome our new reptilian overlords
after a token resistance
i hope that incurs no hard feelings

[doublestripe]

No hard feelings. You need that little resistance or the takeover would be just plain boring!

[maiditoutalive]

yes i am sure i could do quite nicely with your subjugation
best of luck

[doublestripe]

Thank you, thank you. Your luck will help me conquer the universe.

[maiditoutalive]

am i permitted to know the name of my new overlord?

[doublestripe]

Vanellope von Schweetz! Nice to meet you, future semi-loyal subject.

[maiditoutalive]

i promise to try to rebel only on thusrdays vanellope

[doublestripe]

Thursday's a good day for rebellion!

[maiditoutalive]

yes
you cant do it friday or saturday everybody has other plans then
and sunday you have to be ready for monday

[doublestripe]

Right! And Tuesday is lame and Wednesday is quarter day!

[maiditoutalive]

whats a quarter day?

[doublestripe]

It's when the arcade's busiest and the game gets like a bajillion quarters and played all day!

[maiditoutalive]

thats a good thing though
right...

[doublestripe]

It's a great thing! That's why we can't interrupt it with rebellions.

[maiditoutalive]

oh ok just making sure
i wasnt sure what the arcade had to do with anything but i get it now

[doublestripe]

Does anyone here even use quarters?

[maiditoutalive]

yes they are the twenty five cent coins right??

[doublestripe]

That's them!

[maiditoutalive]

people still use them
i think we even have an arcade somewhere