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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[doublestripe]

Can people from an arcade game go to an arcade? I really s̖̋͋ͤ̐ͪh̴̤̱̞͙̐̿̓ͅo͒u͑̒l͔̜͔͇̜̦ͯ͛̈́̂ͤ̒ͤͅd̢̧͍̈̀͞h̶͓̥͚̼̭̦ͪͩ͘aͤ͋v̓ͪ̅̂͠e̗̗̔ͫ ̼͇̙̮̜̃͐âͥş̸̞̞̭̤ͨ̽ͩ̚kͩ̐̅e̛̼̬͚̾ͥ̑̏͒̈́ͬ͋d̪̤̬̦̲̹̪̤̂ͣ̓̽͋̂̄̔͘͞ the Deadpool a ton of questions. He knows things!

[maiditoutalive]

uh
hello??
are you still here?

[doublestripe]

I'm here! Hi.

[maiditoutalive]

are you ok?
what happened

[doublestripe]

A-ok! Nothing happened. It does that sometimes.

[maiditoutalive]

it what?
you can ask for a new device if yours doesnt work i think

[doublestripe]

My code, you know. I have pixlexia!
It works fine. Nothing's wrong with it.

[maiditoutalive]

your code
are you a robot??

[doublestripe]

I'm not a robot!




Or... wait hold on.
I think we count more as AIs than robots?

[doublestripe]

Virtual...people....?

[maiditoutalive]

theres nothing wrong with being a robot
i was a robot for awhile
it was an interesting life
but virtual people are also pretty cool

[doublestripe]

The coolest cool. Everybody likes videogames.
How come you were a robot for awhile?

[maiditoutalive]

not everybody
but the people who dont like video games are party poopers
i was a robot because i was a ghost
and as a ghost i didnt have a body
so somebody made one for my ghost to inhabit as a gift

[doublestripe]

Party poopers with overflowing diapers of party-poop.
That's nice of them! What kind of robot? Did you have lasers?

[maiditoutalive]

yes just like that
too much poop to even pretend to invite them
and uh it was less nice in some of the details but overall a good gesture
except i didnt have lasers
i should have thought of that!
i bet if i asked he would have made me some

[doublestripe]

So much poop they turn brown.
Was being a robot less nice because you couldn't do ghost stuff anymore?
Lasers always enhance the experience! Always.

[maiditoutalive]

no i was still spooky
it just coincided with some other not nice things
but thats all done with now
no lasers for me unfortunately
i do know a boy who has eye lasers though

[doublestripe]

Does he have to wear sunglasses all the time to keep them from blasting holes in anything he looks at?

[maiditoutalive]

no
he just wears them because he thinks they look cool