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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[terribubble]

O)( my cod!
T)(ose are very good ones.
Glub glub glub!

[doublestripe]

Thanks.
Are you a f̵͙͚̏ͤ̔̅͋̂ḯ̖̟͕ͧͬͣ̕͡͞s͙̘̭̙̺̻ͥ͛ͨ́͠hͤ̿̍͆̑?

[terribubble]

No...
But are you okay? 38|
T)(at last part looks a little susfis)(ious.

[doublestripe]

Hehehehe susfishious.

I'm fin! Don't worry! Nothing you need to mullet over.

[terribubble]

You're really good at t)(is! I like you, you're a good )(uman. 38)
And to properly answer your question, I'm a troll!
More specifically a S-EA DW-ELL-ER!

[doublestripe]

A sea troll? Aren't those one of those online guys? Right? No?
It's awesome though! You're like a really pretty mermaid.

[terribubble]

U)(, maybe!
I don't )(ave a fin t)(oug)( silly!

[doublestripe]

Do you have gills?