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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[doublestripe]

Woah cool! You said a bad word! What's the rating here?
Are you to inaacapacited to pick up a person?

[fuckincakewake]

nah man i cuold juggle u probably too
teh rating is it E for echidna

[doublestripe]

You'd need more than one thing to juggle! What else are we juggling?
E is for everyone. Are you using some kind of crazy foreign rating system? What's an echidna?

[fuckincakewake]

u didnt brign and buds
its this

[doublestripe]

What? Your typing is making my eyes cross.

Hahaha look at it. It's like a cactus.

[fuckincakewake]

its leik a walking cactsyus
my typign is fine its just
a character triat of mine to kidnsa suck at expressign myself typographyically
how come u type so well for a kid
with sricky hands
*sticky
i can just fucking tell

[doublestripe]

That's a weird trait.
Typing is really easy! Everybody knows how to work text.

[fuckincakewake]

its slightly more difficutl when u are
ienbriated

[doublestripe]

ienbriated

[fuckincakewake]

yah see ur msispellign it too
its hard

[doublestripe]

*yeah
*you're
*misspelling

*inebriated!

Are you a drunk?

[fuckincakewake]

im schwasted niblet
so yeah kisnda
dont judge me u have a jolly rancher in ur bangs

[doublestripe]

How come you're 'schwasted'?
Do you live in the street?

[fuckincakewake]

nah i live in my apartmnt
im schwasted cuz i was drinkign duh
ur kidna all over the place huh

[doublestripe]

What are you drinking?
Maybe I'm not and you're just schwasted and losin' track.

[fuckincakewake]

booze smostly
u know what booze is kid?

[doublestripe]

Is it root beer?

[fuckincakewake]

it
cannnnn be

[doublestripe]

Have you been to Tapper?

[fuckincakewake]

nah
wahts a tapper

[doublestripe]

It's a bar game.

[fuckincakewake]

omgggg
i wuold be SO good at the game
whats ur name kid

[doublestripe]

I bet!
Vanellope. What's yours?

[fuckincakewake]

vanello
okay
im roxy lalonde
whys all ur shit made of candy btw

[doublestripe]

Vanellope von Schweetz.

'Cause I'm so sweet. Haha. Everything where I'm from is candy.