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[doublestripe]

[ this is the horrible upside down view of a little girl and the sound of said girl hitting every single button on this thing. ]

[ turn flip. beep. boop ]


Ĥ̫͍̱̳̫̦̗̔ͩ̓ͥ͌ͥeͬͦ̑̅l̢̝̩͉̦̗̪̃̈ͣ͗̈́ͧͭ͐͢͡l̦̬̼̙̠͙̽ͫǒ̢͖̮̹̙̼̝̲͓ͤͣ̈́͠?̴̣̞̆ͣͦ͛ ̛̬̞̂̎̆ͮ͟͝I̩̅̈̊͗s̰͚̔̆͛ͥ͆͑̌ ̙̲̭̣͂̒͛̇̅̒̓̊t̮͓̤͉̝̱͕̳͚̏͡hͪ̄ͤ̄͌̿͢í̃̑ͮ̆̅s̯̼̠͇͙̫͌̋ ̺͈͇̰͚͔̫͎͑ͭ̔̕͡t͚̖̺͙̖̯͕ͨ̾̆̎ͣ̓ͅh͈̪̥͕͎̭͍̿̽ͪͪͮ̑i̡̱͇̙̱̫̬̓̑̕ͅṋ̷͙̬͖̲̗͎͔̠͆̈̆̆̍͜g̲̜͉̣̩͂̀ͤ̑̆ͦ ̲̰̯̺̰̤̫̋̓͒̓͒̐͘o͈͆̈́ͪ͊n̲͓̞͇͉͕̙̾̈́̑̃̉̌͗ͦ͘͟͡ͅ?̬̝ͭͪͫ͡͞



[ yeah. that's some pretty poor feed you're getting. and she just starts banging it against the nearest surface to fix it. you can weep for the poor technology.
and now she's speaking into it like it's a walkie talkie. ]

Come onnn you stale oreo- Did I get it? Testing testing one two three! Vanellope to Star Command! Come in Star Command! Do a barrel roll! Who's out there? Snake? Snaaaaaakkkke.

Comments

[mirthy]

[does it bear any resemblance to the popular huskpillar game, Sucrose Haste?]
wHoA, mOrE lIkE mAdE oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs! hOnK!

:o( wHy WoUlD yOu WaStE a BeAuTiFuL fUcKiNg PiE

[doublestripe]

[ MAYBE ]

Did you just honk? HAHAHA! You really are a clown.

[doublestripe]

Can you make balloon animals? I want a monkey!

bactagging like an asshole

[mirthy]

sHiT, bRoSiS, oF cOuRsE i MoThErFuCkInG cAn :oD

[mirthy]

wHaT's A mOnKeY :o?

[doublestripe]

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This is a m̸̑̎͏̖͙̮͓͔̪̠ō̷͚̈͠ņ̸̮̰͙̖̘̮͉̲ͧͨk̋ͫ͑ͮ̆ȅ̴̼͉͖͍͇̙̎̐̀y̨̞͇̰̳̼̤̓ͯ̔̓̈ͬ̈́͊͝!̱̮̻̜̌̌ͯ̑͐̿̄

[mirthy]

lIkE tHaT?

[doublestripe]

YES! Hot chocolate! You did it and it's the coolest cutest little monkey banana holder in the world!

[mirthy]

hAhAhA, aWwWwW, dAmN, gIrL, yOu MaKe A tRoLl'S bLoOdPuShEr GeT aLl AgItAtEd WiTh ThE aCcOmPlIsHmEnT fEeLiNgS aNd ShIt :o)

yOu EvEr HaD a FaYgO, lI'l BrOsIs?

[doublestripe]

You're welcome. ~~:D

Sure, I have! I mix it in to power my cart because it gives it a pop and I like the bubbles.

[mirthy]

sHiT, tHaT's MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcUlOuS! :oD
iF yOu EvEr RuN lOw, DrOp By AnD wE cAn KiCk A cOlD oNe. :o)

[mirthy]

... wHeRe ThE fUcK dO i LiVe?

[doublestripe]

How should I know, m-rated clown dude? You forgot?

[mirthy]

GuEsS i MoThErFuCkInG uP aNd SpAcEd OuT oN tHaT oNe :ox
i GoT tHiS, sHoRtCaKe, I'm GeTtInG pReTtY fUcKiNg GoOd At ReMeMbErInG sHiT.

[mirthy]

iT's ThE oNe WiTh ThE mAgIcAl RoBoT gUy.

[doublestripe]

What magical robot guy? There's a lot of magical robot guys.

[mirthy]

wHoA

[mirthy]

iN tHaT cAsE, iT's AlSo WeSt 201 :o)

[doublestripe]

Hey, you remembered! Okie dookie. :)

[mirthy]

hOnK! :oD

[doublestripe]

Hahaha.