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The biggest question really: WHY WAS THE BLOODY MOON GREEN?

Alright, so I figure at least one of you freaks has to know something about this. Frankly I'm not down for hearing voices and waking up in odd places with nasty hangover headaches. It's just not my idea of a great time!

I wouldn't worry so much if it just happened one night because let's be honest, I was pretty well fucked. But hand to god, sober as the boring day I was born, last night was exactly the same. Either Lau's poisoned me or something on this shite island is going all weird again and it's probably the fault of one of you. So just confess now and we'll all chase you out with torches and get it over with, yeah? I promise to be gentle when I kick the shit out of you!

FUCK. If I shoot myself in the head will the headache be gone when I regenerate? Just a thought.

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... Ah, what will you do if someone confesses?

Kill them to stop the madness? Or tell a responsible adult, I've never really been sure which is the correct course of action!

That sounds a little drastic.

The first part, at least.

Well forgive me for wanting to get a decent night's rest and not think I'm going mental!

.... Nathan?

What? Don't tell me you think it's MY fault man.

.... Um... no.... Even for superpowers, doesn't that sound a bit.... far-fetched?

Well then don't give me that face! Ugh sorry man, I feel like shit. Worst hangover of my life and that's saying something.

.... Yeah, it might be worth it to get an early night. Try to sleep it off.

I might've slept all day.

..... Maybe sleep some more?

Fantastic advice, thanks Minato, I'll try my absolute hardest.

Don't shoot yourself, okay?

Ughhhhhhh but my HEAD man. You have no idea. Unless you do? Have you been hearing shit too?

No, nothing like this ever affects me.

So I'm the only one going mental here. Lovely, just fucking lovely. Whatever Robocop, consider yourself lucky!

I think a lot of people are going through it. It's not all that lucky, but can't you take aspirin or something?

This is beyond drugs! Legal or illegal!!!

Well, killing yourself is a cheap way of getting out of this.

Oh for fuck's sake, aren't robots supposed to be smart? I'm not getting out of it, I just want my head to stop pounding like some shite club music!

Yeah, but.. Won't it just start again?

I haven't thought that part through yet!

Then think about it! I don't need more friends dying today.

Who died?

Our friend died back in our world, but she was here, and now she's gone again.

Sorry man. She'll probably turn back up. I guess. Maybe. Actually I have no idea but that sucks.

Thanks, I guess.

So don't blow your brains out, all right?

No promises!

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