[Accidental Video/Audio] Fairy Companion Trope Get!

[rule_britannia]

--the hell is this, now?

[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]

Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...

[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]

... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

There's a good reason for that, lad.

I am a sodding pixie.

[alwaysimpure]

I'm guessing by your annoyance that it wasn't intentional...

[Time to troll like a marauder, yo.]

If it helps: You're the cutest wee pixie I've ever seen.

[rule_britannia]

No it sodding wasn-- oh shut up. You are not helping.

[alwaysimpure]

Wasn't trying to, mate. I wasn't trying to.

[Alright, he will eventually stop snickering, surely.]

Do you want help?

[rule_britannia]

Unless you know how to fix this.. how were you proposing to help?

[If you suggest keeping him in a jar he's going to hurt you. Somehow.]

[alwaysimpure]

I know a couple of ways of dealing with pixies.

Not all of them are lethal...

[Yes. Still trolling.]

[rule_britannia]

...

If you think I'm coming anywhere near you now, you can think again.

[alwaysimpure]

Aw, come on, mate. Just teasing.

I'm decent at Transfiguration.

Bloody brilliant, actually.

Worth a try?

[rule_britannia]

... I suppose it's worth a try.

[alwaysimpure]

Ace!

[Not to worry, that grin is just a tad manic. What's the worst that could happen?]

Where do you want to meet?

[rule_britannia]

[Not scared. Why would you think he was scared.]

I'll come to you, wherever you are.

[alwaysimpure]

I'm at my place right now.

[He learned how to send addresses, so he does!]

But I could apparate to you, might be faster.

[rule_britannia]

[Ah, yes, he'd forgotten about their uncanny ability to do that.]

... that might be better. I think I'm just the right size to be eaten by a bird.

[alwaysimpure]

Give me your address, I'll be right there.

[He really needs to get around to creating a map of this place. A proper map.]

[rule_britannia]

South 303.

[He'll just be.. waiting.. then.]

[alwaysimpure]

[And he's knocking.

Damn, being a wizard rocks.]

[rule_britannia]

[Wow, you don't actually think he can open the door at this size, do you?]

... You're joking, right?

[alwaysimpure]

[Ah, well. He was just being polite. One alohomora later and he's in through the door, looking for the precious fairy.]

Alright, let's have a look...

[rule_britannia]

[And there's the tiny fairy, glaring at you with all the venom he can muster in his little body.]

Make this quick.

[alwaysimpure]

Or else?

[Sorry, this is way too entertaining not to draw it out a while.]

Alright. I have no idea whether this will work, but if it does, you should at least grow.

Engorgio!

[rule_britannia]

[He winces when the spell hits him.. but nothing happens. His wings fan out slowly.]

... Well. I suppose it was worth a shot.

[alwaysimpure]

That's weird...

[He looks around and casts a shrinking spell on the closest chair, then lets it grow back to its original size.]

Seems like whatever magic turned you interferes with mine.

[rule_britannia]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[Yes, he does sound a bit sour. He's been turned into a fairy for god's sake.]

[alwaysimpure]

You're welcome.

[Nope, still amused.]

Do you want me to shrink a chair down to your size?

[rule_britannia]

[DEADPAN.]

No. I'm just fine, thank you.