Arthur Kirkland ☂ England (
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thoughtformed2012-11-26 07:41 pm
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[Accidental Video/Audio] Fairy Companion Trope Get!
--the hell is this, now?
[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]
Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...
[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]
... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.
[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]
Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...
[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]
... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.
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I am a sodding pixie.
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[Time to troll like a marauder, yo.]
If it helps: You're the cutest wee pixie I've ever seen.
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[Alright, he will eventually stop snickering, surely.]
Do you want help?
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[If you suggest keeping him in a jar he's going to hurt you. Somehow.]
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Not all of them are lethal...
[Yes. Still trolling.]
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If you think I'm coming anywhere near you now, you can think again.
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I'm decent at Transfiguration.
Bloody brilliant, actually.
Worth a try?
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[Not to worry, that grin is just a tad manic. What's the worst that could happen?]
Where do you want to meet?
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I'll come to you, wherever you are.
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[He learned how to send addresses, so he does!]
But I could apparate to you, might be faster.
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... that might be better. I think I'm just the right size to be eaten by a bird.
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[He really needs to get around to creating a map of this place. A proper map.]
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[He'll just be.. waiting.. then.]
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Damn, being a wizard rocks.]
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... You're joking, right?
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preciousfairy.]Alright, let's have a look...
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Make this quick.
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[Sorry, this is way too entertaining not to draw it out a while.]
Alright. I have no idea whether this will work, but if it does, you should at least grow.
Engorgio!
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... Well. I suppose it was worth a shot.
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[He looks around and casts a shrinking spell on the closest chair, then lets it grow back to its original size.]
Seems like whatever magic turned you interferes with mine.
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[Yes, he does sound a bit sour. He's been turned into a fairy for god's sake.]
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[Nope, still amused.]
Do you want me to shrink a chair down to your size?
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No. I'm just fine, thank you.
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