rule_britannia: (Blush ☂ Annoyed)
Arthur Kirkland ☂ England ([personal profile] rule_britannia) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-11-26 07:41 pm

[Accidental Video/Audio] Fairy Companion Trope Get!

--the hell is this, now?

[Arthur's voice is far smaller and higher than normal, and he doesn't seem to be.. anywhere near the video, which is showing the inside of his living quarters.]

Blasted wings, this is highly undignified...

[Then, there he is. All three dimly glowing inches of him. Peering at the screen and looking immediately indignant as he realises it's broadcasting. The video cuts off but there's still the sound of him grumbling over audio.]

... As if the sodding pirates weren't bad enough. This is a bloody joke.
alwaysimpure: (happy)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-11-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing by your annoyance that it wasn't intentional...

[Time to troll like a marauder, yo.]

If it helps: You're the cutest wee pixie I've ever seen.
alwaysimpure: (prankster)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-11-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Wasn't trying to, mate. I wasn't trying to.

[Alright, he will eventually stop snickering, surely.]

Do you want help?
alwaysimpure: (charming)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-11-26 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I know a couple of ways of dealing with pixies.

Not all of them are lethal...

[Yes. Still trolling.]
alwaysimpure: (prankster)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-11-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, come on, mate. Just teasing.

I'm decent at Transfiguration.

Bloody brilliant, actually.

Worth a try?
alwaysimpure: (what's that)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-11-28 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ace!

[Not to worry, that grin is just a tad manic. What's the worst that could happen?]

Where do you want to meet?
alwaysimpure: (prankster)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-01 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm at my place right now.

[He learned how to send addresses, so he does!]

But I could apparate to you, might be faster.
alwaysimpure: (prankster)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-02 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me your address, I'll be right there.

[He really needs to get around to creating a map of this place. A proper map.]
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-02 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he's knocking.

Damn, being a wizard rocks.]
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-03 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah, well. He was just being polite. One alohomora later and he's in through the door, looking for the precious fairy.]

Alright, let's have a look...
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Or else?

[Sorry, this is way too entertaining not to draw it out a while.]

Alright. I have no idea whether this will work, but if it does, you should at least grow.

Engorgio!
alwaysimpure: (noble)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That's weird...

[He looks around and casts a shrinking spell on the closest chair, then lets it grow back to its original size.]

Seems like whatever magic turned you interferes with mine.
alwaysimpure: (happy)

[personal profile] alwaysimpure 2012-12-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

[Nope, still amused.]

Do you want me to shrink a chair down to your size?

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