[Accidental Audio][Forward-dated to the 29th/post-event]

[brotimaeus]

[[ooc: Because things are fucked up enough for him without his little bro being a sword]]

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[He's not running, but his footsteps are quick, breathing heavy and not panicked, not panicked, because Bro Strider doesn't panic, not even when he wakes up in a hospital bed with the last memories he has still fresh in his mind being told by someone who sounds too calm that he's fictional. Or was.

Under his breath, he's talking to himself.]

Okay, okay, just. Calm down. Take it easy, Bro. This ain't the most fucked up thing you ever got yourself into, just.. Okay. Priorities. One. Find out where the fuck I am and what the hell is really goin' on here 'cause I ain't down with all this 'you ain't real' bullshit.

Two. Two.. find a fuckin' bar.

[His footsteps pause, then resume. The audio cuts off.]

Comments

[encore_dueling]

*Facepalm*
Of course hed say that.
Im almost sixteen that does not make me a grandfather!

[thneed]

Was he making that up?
I don't know how your ages work. There's time travel involved.

[encore_dueling]

I think hes talking about someone else from jades universe.
Maybe in her universe im ninety but here and now and in my universe im definitely not that old!

[thneed]

So it's not your birthday?

[encore_dueling]

No no it is my birthday.
December 1st.
Were just not celebrating my 100th birthday or whatever striders been telling you.

[callbacks]

but i bought the candles and everything

[fuckincakewake]

lets burn this mother down

1/2

[callbacks]

so do we have a concrete party plan yet or should i ask bro to knock the fire alarm out at his place

[callbacks]

i mean kidbro
fuck this is going to be confusing now

[fuckincakewake]

kidbro lol
i dunno
this is weird
maybe well have our own parties

[callbacks]

im getting stuff for you guys though

[fuckincakewake]

we can default to what strider tihnks
this is weiredst for him not me
i can burn this bridge when we cross it when the old lady show sup

[encore_dueling]

Think of it this way!
You wont have to buy candles for a while now!

[thneed]

What do you want for your birthday? Green balloons?

[encore_dueling]

Oh goodness i dont really care what i get.
Im pretty happy as long ive got friends willing to celebrate it!

[thneed]

That's easy.

But what about types of cake...

[encore_dueling]

Um.
Ive never had a cake before?

[BLASPHEMY]

[thneed]

We need to fix this.

[encore_dueling]

Quite!
Ill be looking forward to it!

[thneed]

Chocolate or vanilla or some various other flavor? Name one. It's very relevant to cake.

[encore_dueling]

Im fond of chocolate and vanilla equally.

[thneed]

I can work with that. Done and done.

[encore_dueling]

Haha this will be excellent!

[thneed]

I guarantee deliciousness!