brotimaeus: (17 | When everything's made)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] brotimaeus) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-11-27 11:06 pm

[Accidental Audio][Forward-dated to the 29th/post-event]

[[ooc: Because things are fucked up enough for him without his little bro being a sword]]

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[He's not running, but his footsteps are quick, breathing heavy and not panicked, not panicked, because Bro Strider doesn't panic, not even when he wakes up in a hospital bed with the last memories he has still fresh in his mind being told by someone who sounds too calm that he's fictional. Or was.

Under his breath, he's talking to himself.
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Okay, okay, just. Calm down. Take it easy, Bro. This ain't the most fucked up thing you ever got yourself into, just.. Okay. Priorities. One. Find out where the fuck I am and what the hell is really goin' on here 'cause I ain't down with all this 'you ain't real' bullshit.

Two. Two.. find a fuckin' bar.

[His footsteps pause, then resume. The audio cuts off.]
riseup: (that's almost as funny as sbahj)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-12-03 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
actually, i came up with the lame part.
and dave thinks i'm cool?
how HIGH does he have to BE?
riseup: (i am so proud of you.)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-12-03 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
but i do have a serious question for you if you are willing to talk.
riseup: (a hero never turns around)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-12-03 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
do you remember the game?
riseup: (good luck with shooting the moon)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-12-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
ok, just checking.
sorry.
riseup: (people like smuppets unironically? ok...)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-12-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
not really.
i just wanted to know.
it would be pretty weird if you were coming in pre-sburb, but weirder things have happened.
riseup: (how do i put this delicately...)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-12-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
i can tell you how many people actually believe it.
zero.
probably less than zero.