this is an announcement no one should need to make. ever.

[riseup]

dave and davesprite, if you are still a sword and a sailor moon respectively at the end of this week, i'm taking your birthday presents back.

also, are we doing something for everyone's birthdays?
because we should.

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[fuckincakewake]

open bar is a must

[riseup]

i guess if you can provide it.
this isn't going to be homecoming part 2: the drunkening though.

[fuckincakewake]

aw
but u guys were so cute
sleepign all curled up together like kittens

[riseup]

yeah, that was great until we woke up.
i am not ready to repeat the hangover part.

[fuckincakewake]

yeah u guys were a fucking mess
taht part was even better
but this one will be better well hydrate the fuck out of you bbs

[riseup]

i think i was mostly a mess.
we still probably shouldn't drink as much.

[fuckincakewake]

we as in u and ur freidns right

[riseup]

yeah, you're the exception.

[riseup]

but i guess rose and dave can do what they want since it's their birthdays!

[fuckincakewake]

ecsexsption

[fuckincakewake]

yah they are the birthday brats
if they dont wanna be boozin thats cool w me
im gonna partake the fuck outta it
dirk prob wont again bc he is lame

[riseup]

maybe meeting his alternate universe guardian self will drive him to drink.
do you realize there are four striders here now?
that's a lot of birthday.

[riseup]

eggception.

[fuckincakewake]

itsa riddle
how many striders is too many striders

[riseup]

42.

[fuckincakewake]

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt trick question

[callbacks]

wow what rude and inconsiderate friend of mine would get me a present i couldnt enjoy without hands or fingers or moving limbs
at least tell me youll stick me in the cake

[riseup]

what's the answer?

[riseup]

i was actually thinking of sticking you in a rock and holding a contest to see who could pull you out.
it could be a fun party game!
happy birthday, bro.

[fuckincakewake]

to what

[riseup]

to the riddle!

[roseate]

Maybe so many Striders will drive the rest of us to it as well.

[callbacks]

well either way im pretty sure bro and i got this covered
weve got almost all my memory pieces back
or whatever
this is still really fucking stupid

[fuckincakewake]

waht riddle

[riseup]

probably.