this is an announcement no one should need to make. ever.

[riseup]

dave and davesprite, if you are still a sword and a sailor moon respectively at the end of this week, i'm taking your birthday presents back.

also, are we doing something for everyone's birthdays?
because we should.

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[fuckincakewake]

open bar is a must

[riseup]

i guess if you can provide it.
this isn't going to be homecoming part 2: the drunkening though.

[fuckincakewake]

aw
but u guys were so cute
sleepign all curled up together like kittens

[riseup]

yeah, that was great until we woke up.
i am not ready to repeat the hangover part.

[fuckincakewake]

yeah u guys were a fucking mess
taht part was even better
but this one will be better well hydrate the fuck out of you bbs

[riseup]

i think i was mostly a mess.
we still probably shouldn't drink as much.

[fuckincakewake]

we as in u and ur freidns right

[riseup]

yeah, you're the exception.

[riseup]

but i guess rose and dave can do what they want since it's their birthdays!

[callbacks]

wow what rude and inconsiderate friend of mine would get me a present i couldnt enjoy without hands or fingers or moving limbs
at least tell me youll stick me in the cake

[riseup]

i was actually thinking of sticking you in a rock and holding a contest to see who could pull you out.
it could be a fun party game!
happy birthday, bro.

[callbacks]

well either way im pretty sure bro and i got this covered
weve got almost all my memory pieces back
or whatever
this is still really fucking stupid

[riseup]

memory pieces?
you're right, that is stupid.

[callbacks]

did you know
i didnt remember for like five whole hours that rose is my sister
i mean i remembered her
but not that shes my sister
john i would really like that not to be a thing that just keeps happening

[riseup]

wow, that's almost like the time you didn't remember who i was at all.

[riseup]

quick, what's your favorite ben stiller movie?

[callbacks]

dude dont even joke
starsky and hutch is forged into my very core id never forget my spiritual home in bay city ca

[thneed]

He's going to encrust you with gems. Happy birthday!

[cawmemaybe]

whats a birthday

[riseup]

you know what a birthday is.

[cawmemaybe]

john if i knew i wouldnt be asking

[riseup]

a birthday is a day that a certain douchebag's friends celebrate because they like him.
they give presents to the douchebags, make him a cake, hang out and have fun.
does this ring any bells?
or is having fun with friends a totally foreign concept now?

[cawmemaybe]

sounds like alpha me is gonna have the time of his life
cool

why

[riseup]

it's your birthday too.
that's why i addressed both of you.

why not

[cawmemaybe]

im a sprite
sprites dont get birthdays its a fact of life