To the decadent sybarites of New Moore...

[coinmover]

...your days of peace and relaxation have now just come to an end.  Unless I, the Master of Magnetism, get what I want, your days will end in chaos.

Return what has been taken from me no later than noon tomorrow, or I will alter the magnetic fields of this island and turn every skyscraper in the city into a magnetic superconductor.  Your computers will be wiped.  Your cars, your change, even your fillings pulled away from you to make a monument to my greatness.  The streets will become a whirlwind of shrapnel.  Your power systems disrupted.  And, of course, when a large enough electrical charge has been built up... you will all, ultimately, be destroyed by the largest bolt of lightning the world has ever seen.

Cease your petty squabbles and pay heed... pay tribute... or you will all die.

Comments

[amberwaves]

YEAH it is a very real possibility!!

[sunflowersister]

I really don't think that's the case here!

[amberwaves]

obviously you aren't thinking clearly

[sunflowersister]

No one gets angry at anyone else who acts strangely when the island is going insane!

[amberwaves]

THEY'RE ALL WHINING ABOUT HAVING TO CROSSDRESS, not threatening to wipe out the whole island

[sunflowersister]

I mean in general! It's not like this is the first time the island has done weird things to people!

[amberwaves]

and I am saying that in magneto's case it is not necessarily the island making him want to kill people. it's his own choice

[sunflowersister]

Well I don't believe that, none of this would even be an issue if everyone wasn't being messed with.

[amberwaves]

it would have happened sooner or later anyways