12 ₪ [VIDEO]

[themuse]

[The video feed comes on, and there is Kate. She's standing in the middle of her living room, which just so happens to be decked out in Christmas decorations. And she's wearing 6-inch heels.]

Okay, guys, check this out.

[Propping up the phone, she backs away and starts running laps around the living room. An excited beagle jumps off the couch and chases her around. After that display, she stops in the middle of the room and does a pretty impressive roundhouse kick in the direction of nothing in particular. Then she comes back and picks up the phone, barely winded.

Behind her, the dog is jumping and barking.]

Everyone is posting about their awesome super power discoveries so I thought I'd share. I totally figured out mine.

Bad-ass ninja skills.

Comments

[themuse]

I don't think so. Why, do you have ninja skills too?

[callbacks]

something like that
im just confused because i finally found my room and theres a bunch of presents in here but ones for my mom
and i was just wondering why i dont live with her
am i adopted??

[themuse]

I don't think I have a kid. I think I would know if I had a kid. But maybe not. What's your name?

[callbacks]

dave
probably
i mean thats what the cards say though i guess i could be in someone elses room

[themuse]

Did you have a key to the room? Because if you did it's probably yours. Or Dave is your roommate. I'm Kate, I think.