Chevron Sixteen

[allthezpms]

HA! Now I know this place is screwing with me. Not that I didn't think it before, what with the whole "suddenly appearing with no memories and no idea who or where I am and a vague sense of deja vu" thing. I finally started looking through things in this apartment I'm staying in since, hey, nobody's come to claim it, so I assume it's mine. But I found some papers and documents with my smiling mug right on them saying my name is Meredith.

Who in their right mind would name their son Meredith, I ask?

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[animator]

It seems like a lot of people here have really cruel parents.

[allthezpms]

It's a prank. It has to be. Smile, we're on Candid Camera. The hot new reality sensation, Easy Amnesia.

[animator]

Pretty elaborate prank, don't you think?

[allthezpms]

I believe the worst in people, apparently.

[alwaysimpure]

Apparently my parents named me Padfoot.

I'm not sure who of us is more hated.

[allthezpms]

Unless it's false information! Maybe whoever did this to us is just messing with us for their own cruel amusement!

[alwaysimpure]

I got it from my own handwriting on the notes in the room I woke up in.

Apparently the bloke I woke up snuggling is called 'Moony', so we might not be the worst off.

[allthezpms]

... well, that does lend it slightly more credibility. And at least Moony sounds a little more normal. I am not discounting the possibility that we're being screwed with, though.

[you_have_heart]

We should start a sort of club for horrible names.

I am Low Key.

[allthezpms]

Good, we can join Padfoot up there and be all lost and confused, it'll be great.

[you_have_heart]

It sounds like a wonderful time. Pleasure meeting you, Meredith.

[allthezpms]

Let's make membership cards and find a bar to drink in. I have no idea what else to do with our time.

[maiditoutalive]

What's wrong with Meredith?

[allthezpms]

It's not a bad name, it just... doesn't suit me. Of course, I could be entirely wrong on that front, for all I know, and it could be the most suitable name a person was ever christened with.

[maiditoutalive]

how would you even tell if it was suitable or not?

[allthezpms]

... well, you do have a point there.

[coinmover]

It's a lovely name.

[allthezpms]

On the right person, it would be.

[coinmover]

I try not to judge.

[allthezpms]

Well, good. I'm going to dig and see if I can find what my name REALLY is.

[Audio]//The sad thing is, he really means it

[icanbuyafez]

What are you talking about? Meridith is a fantastic name!

<3

[allthezpms]

But it's not for me! It doesn't suit me, or at least the very limited image I have of me!

[thneed]

Crazy parents.
You have a girl's name.

[allthezpms]

Planted evidence.

[thneed]

That seems far-fetched, Meredith.