[drunk texting]

[brotimaeus]

fcking christmas.
hey you know somethign.
my littleb ro who kinda loosks like me a bit.
lucky fucker.
the first time he tired to use a sowrd it got stusck in th cielgng.
ceilign.
becuas he let go.
i was so fucking proud.

i found him on top of teh tree one year.
pretending to be an angel he said.
bullshit.
he wasfucking stuck up htere.
made the cutest motherufkcing angel you ever did see.

couldnst daveproof shit in that aprtment.
kid got into everuthing.
one time he ttied to eat a live golfdfish because i forgot to feed him.
dont worry the fish was fine.
i thnkk.

haha.
shit.