[drunk texting]

[brotimaeus]

fcking christmas.
hey you know somethign.
my littleb ro who kinda loosks like me a bit.
lucky fucker.
the first time he tired to use a sowrd it got stusck in th cielgng.
ceilign.
becuas he let go.
i was so fucking proud.

i found him on top of teh tree one year.
pretending to be an angel he said.
bullshit.
he wasfucking stuck up htere.
made the cutest motherufkcing angel you ever did see.

couldnst daveproof shit in that aprtment.
kid got into everuthing.
one time he ttied to eat a live golfdfish because i forgot to feed him.
dont worry the fish was fine.
i thnkk.

haha.
shit.

Comments

[cawmemaybe]

bro youre drunk

[brotimaeus]

no shit little man.
you figrue that out allon your own.

[cawmemaybe]

no i had to calculate it by adding all the typos and ill facts youve been spilling out
this is why we dont want you anywhere near the eggnog man

[brotimaeus]

to late.
the eggnotg is gone.

and the rum.
the rum is gone too.

[animator]

Are you drunk?

[brotimaeus]

no.

[animator]

Just a really horrible speller, then.

Stop drinking. Your liver is going to fall out your ass if you abuse it like that.

[brotimaeus]

wow rude.
mayb i haev a problem that keepsn me fromspelling thigns rpoperly.

you dont know my life.

[alwaysimpure]

What did you have and where can I get some?

Also, your brother sounds great. Congrats.

[brotimaeus]

eggnog.
i think.
who the fuck cares.

he is.
they both are.

[alwaysimpure]

Mine isn't. Also, dead.

Yeah, I'll get myself some of something.

[maiditoutalive]

little dave sounds cute
i dont know what happened

[brotimaeus]

i know grl.
its fucking tragic.
buti got more sotries where they came from.

[maiditoutalive]

do you except bribes to tell them?
i have some very good popcorn i am willing to share

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Whatever your drinking is something I'd like to get my hands on.
What'd you score?

But dude I get it. I really do. My little brother is fucking amazing too. Like the best feeling in the world is knowing that he's turned out to be so great.

[brotimaeus]

little brothers.
cnt live with them.
cant lvie witout them.
or something.
hah.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

It's something like that. It's definitely harder to be without though trust me. But somehow it ends up being okay because you know they can get by without you cause they're awesome little fuckers.

[fuckincakewake]

are u serious
i give up dirnking and everybody else goes crazy
striders and their tempting ways

[brotimaeus]

we are the best at temptign i will say that.
whats up rox.
good on youputting the bottle down.

[riseup]

wow, you are a fucking mess.

[brotimaeus]

wow rude.
im noteven halfways to bneing a mess.

[riseup]

you're drunk and telling embarrassing stories about dave on the network, i think that counts as being a mess.
you seriously forgot to feed him?
that's shitty.

anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

WS BRO.

[ ooc: ws = well said. ]

[brotimaeus]

what.

[cruciverbalist]

WELL.
SAID.

[ The duh is implied.
Your stupid typing isn't obvious, Sherlock. Shut up. ]