[drunk texting]

[brotimaeus]

fcking christmas.
hey you know somethign.
my littleb ro who kinda loosks like me a bit.
lucky fucker.
the first time he tired to use a sowrd it got stusck in th cielgng.
ceilign.
becuas he let go.
i was so fucking proud.

i found him on top of teh tree one year.
pretending to be an angel he said.
bullshit.
he wasfucking stuck up htere.
made the cutest motherufkcing angel you ever did see.

couldnst daveproof shit in that aprtment.
kid got into everuthing.
one time he ttied to eat a live golfdfish because i forgot to feed him.
dont worry the fish was fine.
i thnkk.

haha.
shit.

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[alwaysimpure]

[The magic of apparation! There's a knock on the door.]

It's me.

[brotimaeus]

Whoa, who's movin' the fuckin' floor.

[There's a bump from inside the apartment, then the door opens.]

Yo. Er, come in, I guess.

[alwaysimpure]

[He walks in and eyes Bro, ready to catch him, just in case, noble hero that he is.]

Where's the whiskey?

[What a beautiful, healthy friendship.]

[brotimaeus]

[Best friendship. Don't even worry, he's steady as a rock.

A rock on a crumbling hillside, but the metaphor is sound.]

Coffee table. Help yourself.

[alwaysimpure]

[Slippery slopes, those hillsides. Sirius will start climbing one, too, filling a glass already.]

To brothers?

[brotimaeus]

[He fills a glass for himself, lifting it up.]

Brothers. Little shits that they are.

[alwaysimpure]

[He does drink to that. And than refills the glass immediately, because actually thinking about his brother is clearly not such a good idea.]

So your brother's here?

[brotimaeus]

Yeah.

[His own glass gets a refill, too, because god damn talking about brothers.]

Two of 'em. Didn't even think to see the one they've put me livin' with again. I was fuckin' sure he'd.. heh. Not that it ain't a fuckin' relief to see him again.

[alwaysimpure]

[With this subject, they'll be completely pissed soon enough.]

I reckon with this place bringing dead people back, could see my brother again too.

[brotimaeus]

... I ain't far off in thinkin' that ain't gonna be a happy family reunion, huh.

[alwaysimpure]

Y'know...

At this point, I don't even know. He seems to have rethought some things at some point.

Not sure if me being a disgrace and blood traitor is one of those.

[brotimaeus]

Blood traitor, huh..

[Did you need your glass topping off, Sirius? Bro will just get that for you.]

What did you have to do to get that title?

[alwaysimpure]

[He might have. Much obliged!]

Good question.

I think mostly by having the wrong friends and not marrying a cousin, really.

[brotimaeus]

[Snrk. He might just have choked a little on his drink.]

Shit. What kind of ass-backwards family do you have?

[alwaysimpure]

Noble and most ancient family.

They are not the most forward thinking, no. Bit close-minded.