[drunk texting]

[brotimaeus]

fcking christmas.
hey you know somethign.
my littleb ro who kinda loosks like me a bit.
lucky fucker.
the first time he tired to use a sowrd it got stusck in th cielgng.
ceilign.
becuas he let go.
i was so fucking proud.

i found him on top of teh tree one year.
pretending to be an angel he said.
bullshit.
he wasfucking stuck up htere.
made the cutest motherufkcing angel you ever did see.

couldnst daveproof shit in that aprtment.
kid got into everuthing.
one time he ttied to eat a live golfdfish because i forgot to feed him.
dont worry the fish was fine.
i thnkk.

haha.
shit.

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[brotimaeus]

dont need no bribes.
just gime a year of his life and ill tell you somethng.

[maiditoutalive]

five

[brotimaeus]

five.
fiiiiive.
oh.
hahahaa.
shit how could i forget.
that ws the first eyar i took him out for haloween.
so we go all round the fuckign neightborhood and he gets a bag full of sweets cos hes the fucking cutest kid you ever saw.
next monrning theyr gone and he tells me
no bro
no i didnt eat hem all.
and i dont believ him cos where the fuck are they yno?
two days later i find them.
little shit had stuffed almotst everythin into the vcr.
idk what the brat thought ehe wasdoing.

[maiditoutalive]

pranking you?
were you making him watch something terrible

[brotimaeus]

hey.
miracle on 34th street is a fucking classic.

[maiditoutalive]

no
that santa claus is creepy

[brotimaeus]

blasphemy.

[maiditoutalive]

i am sorry bro strider
the concept of an old man
who watches your every move
is really creepy to me