brotimaeus: (30 | 'Cause I don't think)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] brotimaeus) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-12-21 07:16 pm

[drunk texting]

fcking christmas.
hey you know somethign.
my littleb ro who kinda loosks like me a bit.
lucky fucker.
the first time he tired to use a sowrd it got stusck in th cielgng.
ceilign.
becuas he let go.
i was so fucking proud.

i found him on top of teh tree one year.
pretending to be an angel he said.
bullshit.
he wasfucking stuck up htere.
made the cutest motherufkcing angel you ever did see.

couldnst daveproof shit in that aprtment.
kid got into everuthing.
one time he ttied to eat a live golfdfish because i forgot to feed him.
dont worry the fish was fine.
i thnkk.

haha.
shit.
maiditoutalive: (you're not really making an effort here)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-01-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
no
that santa claus is creepy
maiditoutalive: (troubled)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-01-15 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
i am sorry bro strider
the concept of an old man
who watches your every move
is really creepy to me