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[alwaysimpure]

Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm Sirius, one of the two lovely wizards around here. Next month is the big opening of our magic shop, but today I speak on behalf of something, someone else.

See this lovely lady?

[He turns the device until it shows the moving photograph of Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, how she's smiling and waving rather untypically at the camera.]



She currently doesn't have a date for New Year's Eve! It's bad enough to spend Christmas alone or, well, in the company of a drunkenly depressed friend with an odd sense of humour, but how can a gorgeous woman like that be alone for New Year's?

It'd be a crime, I'm sure you agree. She is called Anita, she can probably kick your arse the way she'll kick mine if she catches me for this, she is, as you can see, absolutely gorgeous. Add wit and charm to that and anyone who's not snatched up yet should be going after her!

However, needless to say, there are some requirements. For one, she only wants males. I'm sorry, ladies, I've been trying to convince her! For another, obviously you should be good-looking and charming and witty yourself.

She might go for the bad boys, just a bit, but doesn't everyone?

Come on, blokes, tell me if you're interested and if you meet my approval, I might be able to help set something up.

[OOC: ...marauder is doing marauding things, I suppose. Needless to say, Anita doesn't know he's doing this. That's what makes it fun.]

Comments

[animator]

Might. Depends on how much coffee he buys me. I might limit it to a good maiming.

[brotimaeus]

try not to damage his pretty face, yo.
its the only thing hes got going for him.

[alwaysimpure]

Knew you liked me.

[brotimaeus]

i can appreciate the aesthetically pleasing.
i got drunk with you, bro.
thats the most platonically intimate thing a white guy can do with another white guy.

[alwaysimpure]

Is that a rule or something?

Because.

Think I broke it.

[brotimaeus]

breaking my heart here sirius.

[alwaysimpure]

What would you have me say?!

[brotimaeus]

tell me you love me.

[alwaysimpure]

Woah, mate! Don't you think that's going a bit fast?

[brotimaeus]

its the only way to heal my broken heart, bro.

1/3

[alwaysimpure]

I'm pretty sure I've never said that to anyone...

2/3

[alwaysimpure]

I love you.

[alwaysimpure]

Now feel great!

[animator]

I'll try to keep that in mind.

[brotimaeus]

i mean hell if you just cant help yourself then go nuts.
ill be standing by with an umbrella to ward off the blood spatters.

[animator]

See, this is why you're all right. Thanks for the support.

[brotimaeus]

any time.
always happy to help a lady in distress.

[alwaysimpure]

Just look at me, it's easy to remember!

[animator]

...

Really, Sirius?

[After that awkward coffee date?]

[alwaysimpure]

There was talk of blood, I needed to defend myself.

[animator]

You're lucky you're hilarious and have good taste in coffee.

[alwaysimpure]

Finely honed skills that. Neither of those were in my genetics.

[animator]

You're an ass.

[alwaysimpure]

You like that.

[animator]

Unfortunately. God, I have terrible taste.