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thoughtformed2012-12-25 04:55 am
alwaysimpure) wrote in thoughtformed2012-12-25 04:55 am
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Merry Christmas everyone!
I'm Sirius, one of the two lovely wizards around here. Next month is the big opening of our magic shop, but today I speak on behalf of something, someone else.
See this lovely lady?
[He turns the device until it shows the moving photograph of Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, how she's smiling and waving rather untypically at the camera.]
She currently doesn't have a date for New Year's Eve! It's bad enough to spend Christmas alone or, well, in the company of a drunkenly depressed friend with an odd sense of humour, but how can a gorgeous woman like that be alone for New Year's?
It'd be a crime, I'm sure you agree. She is called Anita, she can probably kick your arse the way she'll kick mine if she catches me for this, she is, as you can see, absolutely gorgeous. Add wit and charm to that and anyone who's not snatched up yet should be going after her!
However, needless to say, there are some requirements. For one, she only wants males. I'm sorry, ladies, I've been trying to convince her! For another, obviously you should be good-looking and charming and witty yourself.
She might go for the bad boys, just a bit, but doesn't everyone?
Come on, blokes, tell me if you're interested and if you meet my approval, I might be able to help set something up.
[OOC: ...marauder is doing marauding things, I suppose. Needless to say, Anita doesn't know he's doing this. That's what makes it fun.]
I'm Sirius, one of the two lovely wizards around here. Next month is the big opening of our magic shop, but today I speak on behalf of something, someone else.
See this lovely lady?
[He turns the device until it shows the moving photograph of Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, how she's smiling and waving rather untypically at the camera.]
She currently doesn't have a date for New Year's Eve! It's bad enough to spend Christmas alone or, well, in the company of a drunkenly depressed friend with an odd sense of humour, but how can a gorgeous woman like that be alone for New Year's?
It'd be a crime, I'm sure you agree. She is called Anita, she can probably kick your arse the way she'll kick mine if she catches me for this, she is, as you can see, absolutely gorgeous. Add wit and charm to that and anyone who's not snatched up yet should be going after her!
However, needless to say, there are some requirements. For one, she only wants males. I'm sorry, ladies, I've been trying to convince her! For another, obviously you should be good-looking and charming and witty yourself.
She might go for the bad boys, just a bit, but doesn't everyone?
Come on, blokes, tell me if you're interested and if you meet my approval, I might be able to help set something up.
[OOC: ...marauder is doing marauding things, I suppose. Needless to say, Anita doesn't know he's doing this. That's what makes it fun.]
[Video]
Staaaare.
Then she promptly falls out of the frame, doubled over as she laughs hysterically.]
What?!
[Video]
When he speaks, he sounds genuinely curious, as if he doesn't know what she's talking about.]
What?
[Video]
[Video]
[He tilts his head at her, looking genuinely confused.]
I said goodbye.
[Video]
Sure, sure. Whatever you say. Goodbye, then. I'll talk to you later, Koizumi.
[Video]
Then, very quietly, and in the same tone as the last time he said it -] Farewell.
[And the video feed shuts off.]