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Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm Sirius, one of the two lovely wizards around here. Next month is the big opening of our magic shop, but today I speak on behalf of something, someone else.

See this lovely lady?

[He turns the device until it shows the moving photograph of Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, how she's smiling and waving rather untypically at the camera.]

She currently doesn't have a date for New Year's Eve! It's bad enough to spend Christmas alone or, well, in the company of a drunkenly depressed friend with an odd sense of humour, but how can a gorgeous woman like that be alone for New Year's?

It'd be a crime, I'm sure you agree. She is called Anita, she can probably kick your arse the way she'll kick mine if she catches me for this, she is, as you can see, absolutely gorgeous. Add wit and charm to that and anyone who's not snatched up yet should be going after her!

However, needless to say, there are some requirements. For one, she only wants males. I'm sorry, ladies, I've been trying to convince her! For another, obviously you should be good-looking and charming and witty yourself.

She might go for the bad boys, just a bit, but doesn't everyone?

Come on, blokes, tell me if you're interested and if you meet my approval, I might be able to help set something up.

[OOC: ...marauder is doing marauding things, I suppose. Needless to say, Anita doesn't know he's doing this. That's what makes it fun.]

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It's a talent I have. Often put to use under more stressful conditions, but what can I say? People open to up to me.

[Sometimes even without her threatening them!]

To be fair, it helps that you already know just about everything about me.

More than I do.

[She turns her hands up.]

If I had a book about myself available, I would hand it to you.

... well, maybe not. I'm not sure you would approve of the sort of men I hang out with back home.

I don't like the ones forcing you into dating them much, no.

The werewolf sounds alright.

Did you mention anyone else?

Nope. But I'm pretty sure if there really is a book out there about me, that they're writing about Edward, too. Edward's a piece of work.

Of course, not to mention all of the other vamps and werewolves that come attached to the two head honchos.

What's wrong with Edward?

Yeah, no wonder you're glad for a break.

He may or may not be a complete and utter sociopath.

[She shakes her head slightly.]

But you know what? I wouldn't be alive today without him. I'd have gotten killed a long time ago. I owe Edward a lot. But that doesn't mean I won't pull the trigger if he ever decides killing me is better than being my friend.

Let me tell you, though. It's way better to be his friend than his enemy, and there is no in-between.

I don't know what I'd make of him. Maybe I really should read your books some time, they definitely sound interesting.

I'm kind of curious, myself. I'd like to see what someone else had to say about me, and see how accurate it all is.

Knowing this place, they might show us some time.

I could just make people tell me, I suppose.

Are you sure you want to know all about things that haven't happened to you yet?

[She tilts her head, curious.]

Might keep you from making a new future for yourself here.

I can't...

I'm not so good with making a future.

I'll tell you a secret. I don't think I'm the greatest at it, either. There's not much for a girl of my talents around this place.

Oh, come on. Everyone can use a zombie!

[She cracks a smile, shaking her head.]

I don't know, I'm not sure people find that to be a useful life skill here. Although, I do need to find a way to use it regularly, or else there's going to be more trouble. Guess I'll be making friends with the folks at the cemetery. You said you wanted to watch, you should come next time.

Any time, just tell me when. You have to use it regularly?

Hm. I really wonder what you could do with the right wand.

Yep, or else it builds up and goes out of control. If you use it regularly, though, there's no problem.

With a wand?

[She gives him a dubious look.]

I'm not sure wands and ritual magic go together.

Magic works differently here, Anita. Don't you want to see what could happen?

[So someone is more on the 'mad genius' side of using magic.]

I could try it, but my power has never really been in the same category as a witch's magic. The potential is there all the same, I guess. It might be worth having a look.

You're really curious, aren't you?

I'd like to try it out some time, if you don't mind.

Guess so. I like to experiment. I like the thrill of discovery.

I also like when things explode, mind.

I'll keep that in mind. And wear some kind of protective gear if we ever try any of this. You can at least promise you won't let me get blown up, right?

I wouldn't let anything happen to you.

[Suddenly said very serious again, because he's a walking trigger alarm.]

Ever.

[Shit shit shit. Again?

Someday, she was going to learn to stop putting her foot in her mouth.

Yeah, right. And the sky was suddenly going to turn purple.]

Hey, I was just teasing. That's what we do, isn't it?

It is.

[He shakes his head and tries to shake it off as well, offering a smile for her.]

Sorry, you just bring it out in me. Least we're not dancing around like I'm with Moony.

It's not a quality I'm exactly proud of. I don't like constantly upsetting you.

[She offers him a smile in reply, regardless.]

There's dancing around with Moony?

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