[text]

[exbloodjunkie]

If I’m supposed to be shocked or surprised that I’m “fictional,” I really hate to be a disappointment. If you want, you can consider me a little jaded in that regard.

There’s already an extremely invasive book series published about my life anyway. Don’t even get me started on the conventions.

I appreciate having a roof over my head here but I need some help so I’m hoping someone will be able to give me information. I’m looking for my brother. His name is Dean. He has an unhealthy love for red meat, pie, and mullet rock.

Dean, if you can read this, I’m here.

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[theusualsuspect]

Sammy?

2/3 uh sorry maybe

[theusualsuspect]

Where the hell have you been.

[coinmover]

There's a Dean here who wrapped a turkey in bacon. I'd say you're in luck.

[exbloodjunkie]

Do you know how I can get in touch with him?
My name's Sam, by the way.

[sunflowersister]

To be fair, I think that was Loki's idea.

I lied 3/4 & there is the incessant paranoia that has Dean grabbing for his silver and holy water.

[theusualsuspect]

Where are you. I'm coming to get you.

text message

[badnewsboy]

Will we be having interesting guests tonight? Tell me we'll be having interesting guests tonight.

[theusualsuspect]

It's not unhealthy

[exbloodjunkie]

Last I checked I was in Ohio. We just left that convention in Vermilion. Next thing I know, I was in that hospital.
Dean, what is going on? How did we

_{[You know what? This would be easier to discuss in person. Not knowing how he really got here, if this is actually real or not gives him reason to be paranoid too. Who knows if the texts are being monitored...]}

I'm near a Starbox. --Seriously? I'll wait inside it for you.
For the record, it wouldn't hurt you to eat a salad every once in a while.

[sunflowersister]

Oh, I know Dean! Well, I know a Dean, who certainly fits that description. Goodness, I bet he'll be happy to see you!

[exbloodjunkie]

I doubt there's another Dean like that. Has he been here a long time?

[dialogical]

Did you bring any copies with you?
Ideally something on a kindle.

[exbloodjunkie]

No way. I've never even read the things.

[animator]

Pretty sure I've spotted your Dean on the network a few times. Find him yet?

[exbloodjunkie]

Yeah, thanks. I'm waiting on him to meet me now.

[badnewsboy]

Can you spot him?

[exbloodjunkie]

Dean's not Waldo, you know.

[thebestseller]

Ah, so you, too, know the joys of having your personal life scrutinized- though I admit, books and conventions based around it take the cake.

[exbloodjunkie]

Meeting fan girls isn't that great either.

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[tookthename]

Man, that sucks about the books. I feel you on the convention thing though.

Haven't seen a Dean, but then I just got here a few days ago.

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[exbloodjunkie]

There aren't too many things weirder than seeing a bunch of people walking around dressed up as you and your brother.

Where are you from?

[garou]

Of course he has a brother.

[exbloodjunkie]

What is that supposed to mean?

video;

[alwaysimpure]

What's mullet rock?

[...let's focus on the important thing here?]

video;

[exbloodjunkie]

You know, like Black Sabbath and Metallica. Rock that stopped being cool over twenty years ago.

[stilestilinski]

Pretty sure there's a Dean here, if it's the same guy I'm thinking of.

And uh, I'd apologize for Derek but it wouldn't do any good.

[exbloodjunkie]

Yeah, it's definitely him.

Don't worry about it. I've dealt with worse.

[escapeplan]

Hi.

Looks like we're roommates.

[badnewsboy]

This is one of those times that Midgardians throw parties.

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha. That's pretty meta! I think you've even got us 8eat.
What exactly does a convention a8out your life even mean? What happens?

[exbloodjunkie]

"Meta"? Putting it simply it's a bunch of people not only dressing up like you but pretending to be you. And there are discussion panels. It's nightmarish.