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thoughtformed2013-01-26 03:09 pm
cueball) wrote in thoughtformed2013-01-26 03:09 pm
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[voice] .06
[Scratch rarely goes on the network without texting, but in this case he's not feeling well enough to do much typing. So instead everyone gets to hear a very ill sounding First Guardian and all his other worldly slight echo-ing voice glory.]
McCall, don't mind half of the apartment being partially destroyed. I'll fix it when I'm not teetering on the edge of destru...destru--aa...
[And yes that was an incredibly loud sneeze, mixed in with what sounded like a crackle of electricity, a quick vibration and the faint sound of lightning in the background. About a few seconds afterward Scratch will talk again.]
...Excuse me. [Always got to be POLITE about destroying shit.] There goes the sofa. I'll fix that as well. I never gotten sick before, so pardon me if I cause anymore damage. I can be fairly dangerous by way of existence when I'm not in stable condition and my energy begins to spike wildly. You'll have to live with the risk of possibly exploding. Again, I can fix it later when I'm no...not si...sic--
[And then he sneezes again and once more the sound of something BURSTING INTO FLAMES can be heard in the background.]
...Excuse me. I hope you didn't want to use the table for anything.
[He knows you're in your room McCall, he just doesn't want to go in there because he might sneeze and accidentally kill you SORRY THAT YOU LIVE WITH A SICK DEMI-GOD.]
McCall, don't mind half of the apartment being partially destroyed. I'll fix it when I'm not teetering on the edge of destru...destru--aa...
[And yes that was an incredibly loud sneeze, mixed in with what sounded like a crackle of electricity, a quick vibration and the faint sound of lightning in the background. About a few seconds afterward Scratch will talk again.]
...Excuse me. [Always got to be POLITE about destroying shit.] There goes the sofa. I'll fix that as well. I never gotten sick before, so pardon me if I cause anymore damage. I can be fairly dangerous by way of existence when I'm not in stable condition and my energy begins to spike wildly. You'll have to live with the risk of possibly exploding. Again, I can fix it later when I'm no...not si...sic--
[And then he sneezes again and once more the sound of something BURSTING INTO FLAMES can be heard in the background.]
...Excuse me. I hope you didn't want to use the table for anything.
[He knows you're in your room McCall, he just doesn't want to go in there because he might sneeze and accidentally kill you SORRY THAT YOU LIVE WITH A SICK DEMI-GOD.]
[voice]
Stay inside and don't go out of yo...yo--