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[hawkingbird]

Victorious, I KNOW you can hear me shouting at you and I KNOW you're going to read this network post so will you stop destroying the school long enough to freaking TALK? Where's the speech? I expect a speech with my supervillains. Don't disappoint me now.

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[notvictorious]

Shouldn't I save it for the real Avengers?

[hawkingbird]

We are the real Avengers.

[notvictorious]

Missing a few key members. Heard you ran into some mortality troubles.

[hawkingbird]

It's part of the job.

If there's any bit of Victor left, I am sorry for your loss. We all miss him.

[notvictorious]

I bet you do. That feedback he gave off was a bitch, it might've slowed me down for a second now.

[badnewsboy]

Do you hate homework?

[badnewsboy]

I hate homework.

[reanimated]

No no no not the fucking speech

[escapeplan]

We like speeches.

[reanimated]

Whatever gets you off!

[hawkingbird]

Gotta agree with Iron Lad on this one, Mr. Young.

[reanimated]

Then d'you lot mind if I pop out to get ear plugs? Be back in two shakes of a murderous best friend's tail.

Audio for the lulz.

[badnewsboy]

Speech, speech, speech!

audio for YOUR lulz

[reanimated]

DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE BLOODY SPEECH!

I get all the lulz.

[badnewsboy]

I will take a speech over dying type thing.

[reanimated]

Oh yeah cos he can't do both at once, that'd just be too advanced.

[badnewsboy]

I would think of it rather as "one cannot listen while being dead."

It's a famous quote.

[escapeplan]

Why is he going after the school?

[hawkingbird]

Pent up resentment for not getting straight A's? He's in supervillain mode right now... not sure if he has a reason, really. His posts to the network aren't anything like the Victor I know.

[escapeplan]

He's programmed.

[hawkingbird]

Ticking time bomb.

[escapeplan]

We didn't act soon enough.

[hawkingbird]

I honestly thought he'd be fine. He's been here so long, and made such great connections...

[escapeplan]

People aren't in their right minds.

[hawkingbird]

Understatement of the century.

[reanimated]

So we try harder next time.

[hawkingbird]

You're a good friend. Thanks.

I agree.

[reanimated]

Yeah I'm the tops.

After all this blows over if you could keep reminding him that this isn't who he has to be, that'd be great.

[text message]

[hawkingbird]

DELETE THAT COMMENT RIGHT NOW LOKI

SECRET IDENTITY LOKI

SECREIT IDENTITY

[badnewsboy]

YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS LADY HAWKEYE, YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS. MY GOD EARS.