dave mamahecking strider (
callbacks) wrote in
thoughtformed2013-02-27 07:04 pm
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Post-event Text Message Catch-all Deal
[Dave's not going to be super social for about a week apart from making sure all his friends are more or less intact, but he won't be ignoring his phone, either. He just doesn't really want to go out of his way to talk to anyone. If anybody wants to get a hold of him, the best way would obviously be to leave a text here.
If anyone wants to talk to him some other way, that's fine, too, actually! Good luck tracking him down IRL, though, if that's what you're after. He's got his time powers back and he's abusing them even more than usual.]
If anyone wants to talk to him some other way, that's fine, too, actually! Good luck tracking him down IRL, though, if that's what you're after. He's got his time powers back and he's abusing them even more than usual.]

[Text]
give me a second ill be there
five minutes ago
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english is still wearing the shorts
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maybe ill just wrap a thneed around my eyes
they double as hazmat suits i hear
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so he went kinda weird for this thing
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yeah
it kind of sounded like what happened last time
you know when he kidnapped you and i was a sword
he seems more bummed than freaked out this time around though
were closed up for a week
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rope aside
yeah i dunno if i should like
come visit him or if that would be weird
i mean i dont want to set him off and deprive the island ppls of sweet sweet pizza pie
but like
its weird not sayin anythin rite
[Text]
you could always just text him like
hey you want to watch big lakes dozen with me
its about some dudes who steal a lot of money
and if hes not up to it hell just be like thats sweet but im too busy hiding under my bed from the wrath of the forest
maybe some other time??
and you can be like ok no problem dude but were still cool i got your back etc
[Text]
maybe i should tell him we can go on another date
thatll get him out of the house 4sure
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so you like him a lot huh
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like is a weird word
cuz i like him
and dirk
and jake
and janey
and rosie and you and callie and frigglish and milkshakes and anythin that shows me a little attn
ur prob readin into this
[Text]
i got no reading genes
anyway oncelers a good guy when hes not singlehandedly turning the ozone layer into swiss cheese
theres worse people out there to date
or to like
whichever
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distrid was pretty surprised i hadnt done it already
so i have some catchin up to do
but i could go back to the onceler well if itll cheer him up
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thatd get way too complicated for me even with every time loop at my disposal
but you should come over sometime and gossip ive been racking up some mad slumber party exp
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ur telling me a strider couldnt date a whole flock of dudes if he put his mind 2 it
dont believe it
but yeah gossips for suuure
u can give me the dirt on ur many gfs and me vice versa cept w b