Post-event Text Message Catch-all Deal

[callbacks]

[Dave's not going to be super social for about a week apart from making sure all his friends are more or less intact, but he won't be ignoring his phone, either. He just doesn't really want to go out of his way to talk to anyone. If anybody wants to get a hold of him, the best way would obviously be to leave a text here.

If anyone wants to talk to him some other way, that's fine, too, actually! Good luck tracking him down IRL, though, if that's what you're after. He's got his time powers back and he's abusing them even more than usual.]

Comments

Re: text;

[callbacks]

what
no
oh my god did the pizza place explode too???

text;

[thneed]

Explode? No, not that.

Maybe a little bit.

I might have killed every tomato available during that so we're out of sauce but that's not why either.

text;

[callbacks]

youre not closing us down are you bro

text;

[thneed]

No no. Pizza's probably the smartest thing I've ever done ever and doesn't hurt nobody so.

Okay maybe for like a week temporarily to sort things out. Everything's kind of a huge mess? Like HUGE mess.

text;

[callbacks]

oh ok
i can probably handle a weeks vacation i guess though tbh i was kind of looking forward to the routine
is there anything i can help with

text;

[thneed]

Sorry. I'll get it back to normal as soon as I can since it's needed. Monetary wise and everything and you can play your weird cartoon thing.

Do you know how to grow trees?
No. Thanks though.

text;

[callbacks]

ok
good luck then
seriously though im not going anywhere and ive got my time powers back so if theres anything needs doing theres enough of me to go around

text;

[thneed]

Thanks, Dave.

I'm glad you got them back.
You didn't get hurt or anything, right? It was kind of hard to keep track of where everybody was after a while.

text;

[callbacks]

yeah im fine
as for the rest of the crew
jade and vriska both ended up in the hospital
and who the fuck knows whats ever going on with gamzee
he ate karkats phone
who even does that
his fucking phone dude

text;

[thneed]

I talked to Vriska. She resigned.
Jade's going to be okay, right?

You mean you've never eaten a phone before?

text;

[callbacks]

did she
huh
yeah jade will be fine shes already bright eyed and bushy tailed as always

youre fucking with me right

text;

[thneed]

Yeah. You two have it out?
Does Jade actually have a tail? Just curious.

Right. How would you even eat it? It'd taste terrible.

text;

[callbacks]

we exchanged some words
and if jade has a tail i dont know about it
i wasnt there to bear witness but since he coughed it back up later i assume he like unhinged his jaw somehow and swallowed it whole

text;

[thneed]

Maybe the troll diet consists of phones sometimes.
Or that's just a Gamzee thing.

text;

[callbacks]

given what ive seen trolls eat
i guess i wouldnt be surprised

text;

[thneed]

I don't want to know what you've seen them eat, huh?