[backdated to the morning after the superhero plot]

[gottagofast]

OK so I've heard of the pearly gates, forty virgins, and I'm pretty sure one of the ones out there involves attaining enlightenment or inner peace or something - but I don't think I've ever heard of an afterlife that looks like a swanky hotel room and comes with a fully-stocked minibar. Scientology, maybe?

Oh and I was TOTALLY NOT OKAY for a second there, by the way, if anyone cared.

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[gottagofast]

Ugh forget it!! Why don't you go annoy Billy or something?

[badnewsboy]

I cannot time jokes properly without guidance.

[gottagofast]

It isn't even that funny I swear