Text & Audio.

[badnewsboy]

Text.
I suppose it's time to be off for school. First I would like to offer a gift for some of those who may be lagging behind because of this weekend's festivities.

Audio.
[oh look audio. press play? there's a bit of rustling and a voice that really can't be distinguished through the phone microphone.]


...

[this is the sound of an air horn over the network at 6:30 a.m. sorry about your hangovers.]

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

im closing the window

[badnewsboy]

That's very rash! Come now I will come sooth your headache without the aid of this horn of air.

[theytookmyipod]

What in the ever loving hell was that?

[badnewsboy]

Your metaphorical rooster!

[theytookmyipod]

Can we buy a lock for the window and give him the key when he earns it? Because, right now, I love that plan.

[badnewsboy]

I don't like that plan.

[theytookmyipod]

Screw the rooster.

...Screw you.

There will be no quarters for this.

[theytookmyipod]

Well, as it turns out, i don't like being woken up by the sound of hell in alarm form, so y'know, it's an even trade.

[badnewsboy]

The screwing sounds unpleasant, but the notion of no-quarters moreso.

[theytookmyipod]

That's the idea.

Now, let's get one thing clear. If that happens again? I will cheerfully find a way to end you. There will be a song and dance umber to go along with the pain.

[detectivewonder]

That? Was actually funny.

[trytryagain]

[maiditoutalive]

no its justice
i didnt even have a headache until you blasted that

[maiditoutalive]

right now it sounds like a pretty good plan
maybe if we did we could get more sleep

[theytookmyipod]

It is the best plan i have ever come up with.

I grabbed some aspirin while I was out yesterday, do you want e to bring you some? [Why yes, she is texting from bed but she is willing to get up for headache relief.]

[badnewsboy]

Enough to warrant a sick day?

[badnewsboy]

Now I feel as if it was a poor joke.

[detectivewonder]

Some days you just can't win.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Oh, this means war.

[Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus. And don't use air horns, either.]

audio

[quarkylass]

[ GROWLS AND BARKS AT THE FEED!!!! ]

[badnewsboy]

Hello, Lady Homura.

video;

[badnewsboy]

[you say that to the god of mischief.]

War is a very strong word.

[Audio]

[librariansheart]

[Audio, because texting requires more painful light and ow and why didn't she turn this thing off when she fell into bed last night? So there's this pained half-whisper.]

Ah... Thank you, but, um, was that... really necessary?

[veryproud]

You still have to come to school.

[badnewsboy]

I'm sick.