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No, I'm not lying. ([personal profile] badnewsboy) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-03-18 06:29 am

Text & Audio.

Text.
I suppose it's time to be off for school. First I would like to offer a gift for some of those who may be lagging behind because of this weekend's festivities.

Audio.
[oh look audio. press play? there's a bit of rustling and a voice that really can't be distinguished through the phone microphone.]


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[this is the sound of an air horn over the network at 6:30 a.m. sorry about your hangovers.]
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[personal profile] theytookmyipod 2013-03-18 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Screw the rooster.

...Screw you.

There will be no quarters for this.
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[personal profile] theytookmyipod 2013-03-18 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the idea.

Now, let's get one thing clear. If that happens again? I will cheerfully find a way to end you. There will be a song and dance umber to go along with the pain.