text | not actually private

[quarkylass]

hi dave!!!
uhm
this might be a little bit unexpected
but i was wondering if maybe you wanted to go on a date with me??
i was going to wait for you to ask me but maybe i was confused
so i decided i was tired of waiting
and waiting for the guy to ask you is sooooo old school i think grandpa would be really sad if i didnt take charge of the situation!

maybe ice cream???
rose will probably stalk us no matter what so we may as well go to her job
or
well i dont know
maybe you could pick if you want to go with me?

[ OOC: It's not a private post, it's actually public; Jade forgot to check who she was sending the message to and posted it to the network WAY TO GO HARLEY ]

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ahahahahaha goddamnit asher thats a terrible pun

[hypertoxic]

Yes.
For some reason!
You know you're a8out to start d8ing an insane person, right? 8ecause that is 8asically what she is.
I mean, I guess it sort of works for her. There is a reason I didn't refuse. I can appreci8 crazy!
Even when it is a 8rand as 8izarre as hers.

Did you SEE CBran and my PRIVATE homecoming thread

[callbacks]

im apparently not interested in girls that dont rank at least a seven point five on the crazy scale
maybe a seven point four one three if theyre cute
besides
jade harley gets what she wants
whos the dave of guy to say no

what no what gimme

[hypertoxic]

Ugh. L88888888me!
You are so lame, it's hilarious. No wonder she's into you.
Anyway, yeah. I guess even I have to admit that! Jade gets what she wants. Let's get real, I was pretty tempted to say no to her, except she's not actually as terri8le as I always 8elieved she would 8e?
She and John are not that different.
Where are you going to take her on your d8, Daaaaaaaave?

IS THIS STILL PRIVATE who even knows.

[callbacks]

not that its really any of your business
but im not sure yet
ive never really
done the dating thing when actual dates were things what could be had instead of just fooling around while everyones stuck in a lab on a meteor
or getting dressed up to catch death frogs in the snow
maybe i could take her to go get a new bass??
i feel like i should definitely at least take her out to dinner

YES OBVIOUSLY vriska isn't a total dumbass please and thank you

[hypertoxic]

It totally sucks 8eing cooped up there, doesn't it? I h8ed it too.
O8viously you should take her out to dinner, Dave. And pro8a8ly a movie! And you need to 8ring her flowers. Nice ones!
Come on. Are you telling me the resident king of cool kids doesn't know how to treat a lady to a d8?