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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Here's a heads up to my students-

We're going to have a guest presenter soon. Mr Sirius Black will be speaking about the Goblin Wars. Don't know about that? I don't either, but it's going to be awesome because there will be explosions.

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[maiditoutalive]

this is the first time its sounded interesting

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[alwaysimpure]

You're welcome, love.

[maiditoutalive]

sorry but i dont actually go to the class

[alwaysimpure]

You should be a guest for this one time.

For me?

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know
i dont think the teacher likes me very much
im not sure hed let me in

[alwaysimpure]

he likes me very much, so I'm sure I can convince him. He can't give the lesson without me, after all.

Don't take the portrayal of trolls personally.

[maiditoutalive]

oh dont worry
i stopped taking most of what everybody has to say personally a long time ago
we dont always say such flattering things about humans either

[alwaysimpure]

As long as you don't insult me to my face, we should be fine.

[maiditoutalive]

all right i promise not to mention any of your mammalian peculiarities to your face

[alwaysimpure]

...well, I would try to take it in good humour.

[maiditoutalive]

its mostly all the hair
we think its really strange

[alwaysimpure]

...but you have hair.

[And horns.]

[maiditoutalive]

yes thats true
but i dont mean on my head
i mean everywhere else

[alwaysimpure]

My.

You should see me on my more hair days.

[maiditoutalive]

uh
no offense meant but im not sure how i feel about that
or think i know what youre even talking about

[alwaysimpure]

Just an inside joke, sorry. Don't have any inside people left.

Point is, I guess, people are different. Trolls too. I like you anyway.

[maiditoutalive]

and you have my official seal of approval as well

[kantstoppfantstopp]

It's time for you to start changing your opinion of my class then!

[maiditoutalive]

i might be made of time
but i dont have the time to waste on that

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You need to get your priorities in check, girl.

[maiditoutalive]

because somehow im in the wrong for not prioritizing you

[rule_britannia]

... Oh good Lord.

[You mean actual explosions, don't you.]

[alwaysimpure]

Will you stop by?

[Of course we mean actual explosions.]

[rule_britannia]

Of course I will!

[alwaysimpure]

...probably an odd question, but is any of this your history, too?

[rule_britannia]

... that is an odd question. As much as I know about goblins, no, I don't believe it is.

[alwaysimpure]

I just don't really know how it works with what you are. Wondering if we are from the same world, for lack of a better term.

[rule_britannia]

I think I can say with a decent amount of certainty that we're not.

[alwaysimpure]

I'd guess so, given you actually know the books.

Well, you better come watch the lesson, might learn something.

[rule_britannia]

If nothing else it'll be entertaining to watch Gilbert making an arse of himself. Again.

[alwaysimpure]

Awesomely so, I'm told.

[rule_britannia]

Don't believe a word of it.

[alwaysimpure]

It's alright. We'll make it brilliant.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Dude it's going to be EPIC

[rule_britannia]

Make sure the children have adequate safety equipment.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

We've got plenty of safety goggles.

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[alwaysimpure]

Historical accuracy and school property might be sacrificed in favour of brilliance.

Thanks for the opportunity, mate.

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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Anytime, man. Creative interpretation via explosions trumps everything else.

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[alwaysimpure]

I'm building catapults. Maybe I can make miniature goblins and trolls that actually move...

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[kantstoppfantstopp]

DUDE. You absolutely have to. It would be fucking badass.