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[highlyinformed]

I'm proud to say Madame Red's Antiques & Appraisals reopens this evening. There will be complimentary wine offered to all those who celebrate our return with us.

Mister Pinkman, I look forward to seeing you back to work as soon as you're comfortable. You'll find the renovated facilities quite comfortable.

Young Master Nitram, in light of the untimely death of your superior, I would like to offer you a promotion. It's not much in the face of such a loss, but I hope you'll accept.

Miss Vriska Serket and Mister Thomas Shepard; I would like to offer you both a job.

To anyone else who wishes to find honest employment, our doors are open again. We don't discriminate against anyone and we pay very well.

We are very happy to be back in business again. I hope the culprits who struck us down know that my sister and I were not raised to hold grudges. We overcome misfortunes faster than most. And we remember those who rejoiced at our struggles.

We wish our competition nothing but the best.

Comments

[gottagofast]

.... Oh, yeah? Why? What can I do for you?

[highlyinformed]

I heard you lost your grandfather. My deepest condolences.

[gottagofast]

If you mean "lost" as in "physically misplaced" then yeah, I guess you'd be right.

And that makes me workplace material..... how?

[highlyinformed]

When we lost our family, we weren't given much of a choice regarding our new employment. But busy work of servility did make the long, unhappy hours go faster.

[highlyinformed]

Unlike my experience, however, I hope that the time you spend working for me will be entirely happy. And you'll be paid!

[hypertoxic]

Uh.
Why?

[highlyinformed]

You come highly recommended for your people skills.

[hypertoxic]

[hypertoxic]

Hahahahahahahaha.
I miiiiiiiight consider it. How much do you pay?

[rocketchair]

a PROMOTION?
i AM A COAT RACK,
wHAT HIGHER POSITION IS THERE,

[highlyinformed]

Executive.

[rocketchair]

aRE THERE, uHH, aNY ADDED DUTIES FOR AN EXECUTIVE COAT RACK,

[ricinbeans]

Yo, congrats.

[rocketchair]

tHANKS,
i'M GLAD WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER AGAIN,
wELL, nOT DIRECTLY, bECAUSE YOU WILL BE DOING YOUR OWN THING,
bUT WE WILL AT LEAST OCCUPY THE SAME FACILITY,
wHICH IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, }:)

[nicevampireguy]

uh

[nicevampireguy]

um

[nicevampireguy]

good luck man happy to hear it

[highlyinformed]

I'm so glad you approve. We didn't see you at the celebration.

[nicevampireguy]

Haven't really been checking the network. Yknow. Just. Busy.

[ricinbeans]

Happy to be back, Mr. Lau.

[highlyinformed]

You know I would never rush your work, but I believe we have some catching up to do.

[ricinbeans]

Yo, that's cool. I don't mind the overtime. It's been pretty boring without it.

[subspaceflowers]

You don't still need a person to run deliveries, do you?

[highlyinformed]

Deliveries are still an important part of the job, yes. Have you found different employment elsewhere?

[subspaceflowers]

Not so much as "different" as "additional". Is it a problem?