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[universalconstant]

THIS IS SO STUPID.

RELOCATION WITHOUT CONSENT OR WARNING FOLLOWED BY UNREASONABLE EXPLANATION AND ACCUSATIONS OF FICTIONALITY IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO GAIN A CITIZEN FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL ISLAND CITY

ALSO AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS NOT A FUZZY COTTONTAIL??? I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH BOXES TO PUT YOU ALL IN. WHERE WILL YOU LIVE IF YOU CAN NOT LIVE IN BOXES?

Comments

[totesadorbz]

Ummmmmmmmm how abt apartments like NORMAL PPL?????? Jesus who lives in freaking boxes

[universalconstant]

NO. NOT THE PEOPLE. THE BUNNIES.
THE BUNNY GOES IN THE BOX.

[universalconstant]

UNLESS ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BUNNIES????

[universalconstant]

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH APARTMENTS FOR THE PROSPEROUS BUNNY-PEOPLE

[totesadorbz]

Ohhhhhhhhh that makes SO much more sense

[totesadorbz]

No there werent this many bunnies here before and ive been here a few months now

[universalconstant]

WHY WOULD YOU BUILD A CITY THAT IS NOT TO SCALE??? THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH ROOM IF YOU DID NOT WASTE SPACE WITH OVERSIZED IMPRACTICAL HUMAN-SIZED THINGS AND SWITCHED TO MORE ACCEPTABLE BUNNY-SIZED HOUSING.

[totesadorbz]

Omg wait can we go round them up together and put em in boxxes bc bunnies are like SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND I WANT LIEK 15 OF THEM

[totesadorbz]

I thought it was like weird troll lingo to call humans cottontails ok EXCUUUUSE ME FOR NOT BEING CULTURALLY SENSITIVE it was a misunderstanding GEEZ

[universalconstant]

oh.

might i inquire where the bunnies came from?

[totesadorbz]

Idk once i turned into a dragon so ive just stopped questioning things and decided to ROLL WITH THE AWESOME

[universalconstant]

WHAT A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING
WHY WOULD HUMANS BE CALLED COTTONTAILS?
HUMANS HAVE NO TAILS AND I AM NOT EVEN A TROLL

[universalconstant]

FIFTEEN BUNNIES IS A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY

[totesadorbz]

Well like what are you then

[totesadorbz]

Ummmm no its a whole lot of AWESOME im sure vic will help me anyway

[universalconstant]

WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY BREATHED FIRE ON SOMEONE WHILE BEING A MIGHTY DRAGON

[universalconstant]

IS VIC WELL-VERSED IN THE LIFESTYLE OF BUNNIES

[totesadorbz]

Well like i didnt so its TOTES fine

[totesadorbz]

Hes like super smart

[universalconstant]

YOU FIRST

[universalconstant]

DID YOU FLY

[universalconstant]

then the bunnies will be very happy in the shared care of you two if he is very educated

[totesadorbz]

DUHHHH

[totesadorbz]

Theres only humans where im from, no trolls or cyborgs or superheroes

[universalconstant]

flying is nice.
i do not think i would want to be a majestic dragon but i am sure it was a worthwhile experience to have